7 Ways The Government Is Making Extra Money

November 12th, 2008 | 02:57 pm
The Government needs money bad, and soon there's going to be no one left to borrow from.  So we decided to imagine a few ways the government might try and generate some cash flow.
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

sucks, economy, bailout

8 Responses to "7 Ways The Government Is Making Extra Money"

  1. MegaBean Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 02:13 pm

    Speaking of porn and national monuments...

    hmm.. Statue of Liberty anyone?

  2. Redrum Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 07:26 am

    Hey, I got an idea...why not sell the nation's ports to some wealthy Arab nation or company? Oh right, they tried that already.

  3. WarfarinB Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 06:44 pm

    This might be a little distasteful, but I bet a Popeye's logo on Obama would work well.

  4. Josh Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 04:33 pm

    Why would anyone want to advertise on Bush? The only company that would want to is Target®, just to put the logo on his forehead.

  5. Baked Potato Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 04:24 pm

    what about the leaked bill clinton sex tapes? c'mon, the clintons would be willing to take one for the team, wouldn't they? no?

  6. Greg Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 03:45 pm

    I like the way you are trying to get rid of lincoln. what a horrible president that guy was. totally not even kidding.

  7. James Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 02:31 pm

    Lets Digg it guys!

  8. Pratik Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 02:31 pm

    Ted Kennedy's rack should be way bigger. And using the Washington Monument for a porn shoot would bring in money by the millions.