7 Ways The Government Is Making Extra Money

November 12th, 2008 | 01:57 pm
The Government needs money bad, and soon there's going to be no one left to borrow from.  So we decided to imagine a few ways the government might try and generate some cash flow.
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

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8 Responses to "7 Ways The Government Is Making Extra Money"

  1. Pratik Says:

    Ted Kennedy's rack should be way bigger. And using the Washington Monument for a porn shoot would bring in money by the millions.

  2. James Says:

    Lets Digg it guys!

  3. Greg Says:

    I like the way you are trying to get rid of lincoln. what a horrible president that guy was. totally not even kidding.

  4. Baked Potato Says:

    what about the leaked bill clinton sex tapes? c'mon, the clintons would be willing to take one for the team, wouldn't they? no?

  5. Josh Says:

    Why would anyone want to advertise on Bush? The only company that would want to is TargetĀ®, just to put the logo on his forehead.

  6. WarfarinB Says:

    This might be a little distasteful, but I bet a Popeye's logo on Obama would work well.

  7. Redrum Says:

    Hey, I got an idea...why not sell the nation's ports to some wealthy Arab nation or company? Oh right, they tried that already.

  8. MegaBean Says:

    Speaking of porn and national monuments...

    hmm.. Statue of Liberty anyone?

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