That’s right, Holy Taco readers have cast their vote, and it’s definitive: Chelsea Clinton is more doable than her mom. Now, I caught a lot of shit this week from people saying that the “Who Would You Rather Do,” was gross, but in real life, aren’t we sometimes faced with two unpleasant options? Don’t we still have to make a choice? The answer to both questions is yes.
As usual, here’s REAL reactions from ACTUAL Holy Taco readers:
Kipp T. – Can I choose Bill instead?
Biggie Su – This is disgusting…people are saying with the addition of Bill’s sperm you get a more desirable Hillary?
Eric V. – As much as I’d want Hillary (for the story) I’d have to agree that Chelsea would be a better lay. Hillary would be all business, she probably wouldn’t even want to cuddle afterwards.
She’s had plastic surgery, you know. Not that it helps. Once an Arkansan, always a razorback.
Call me a Chelsea’s Vagina-pologist, but I think that she’s looking good.
I too think that Chelsea is looking pretty good. I’d hit it in a minute.
Her cunt is as cold as ice.
I would would pound my weenie till it looked like hamburger before I would dawg that
I’ve always wondered if she has her mother’s apathetic attitude toward sex or her dad’s “bang anything that moves” attitude.
Who says it’s Bills? Don’t forget about Foster. I still wonder why He committed suicide, or did he? I also wonder if that’s Bills only child, wedlock or not!
If Hillary can’t even control her own Husband and then lie for him, what makes you or anyone think she should be President? Like I said , what makes anyone believe it’s his anyhow. Maybe it’s another right wing conspiracy or Maybe you will find it in the missing 900 plus files from Hillary. I think it has something to do with their Chinese connections though. What a bunch of losers.
Looks too much like her mother. Probley ice cold like hillary. yuck.
one word: PIG