In what can only be described as a shocking upset, 72% of Holy Taco readers declared that they’d rather have sexual intercourse with potential Triple Crown winning thoroughbred Big Brown than film and television star Sarah Jessica Parker, even with the possibility of jail time due to the beastiality laws enforced in most states. With the “Sex And The City” movie opening last week, one can only assume from the results of this poll that the film would have pulled in an even higher box office total if Carrie Bradshaw had been played by the speedy equine.
Several of the readers were quite enthusiastic about their choice.
“I’d Bang Big Brown. You know you can get a ride home afterwards,” said reader Seabas92109.
Other’s pointed to Big Brown’s striking features.
“Both look alike, but I’d pick Big Brown .Way more azzz and prettier eyes than SJP!,” according to reader Fruggie.
Whatever the reason, one thing is clear, Big Brown has once again come out victorious.
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I just hope she don’t get to close to a open flame or any kind of heat or her face will melt off He He
I don’t want SJP and her mummy hand anywhere near my junk. Sigh me up for the real horse thank you very much. Wait I get to pitch right? I’m not saying it’s a deal breaker, mind you.
Hell I’ll do Cynthia Nixon’s ‘girlfriend’ Before SJP. For her, I ONLY pitch. I don’t want her working out her hatred of men on my tender neither region. She might be a nice person, but she looks like a man hater.
I want to give SJP a quarter to go knaw that mole off her face.
If I were Ferris, I’d make her throw some money on gettin those pieces of Beef Jerky she calls hands fixed.