Celebrities are always writing autobiographies that never really seem to capture what that celebrity is really about. We decided to show you a few celebrity autobiographies we'd like to see.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 5th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
Nice
how about
A-Rod: The Path to B!tch Tits
May 5th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
How about:
"Madonna: It's your turn now, I've already fucked everyone else"
May 5th, 2009 at 03:41 pm
hehehe thats too funny!
May 7th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Macdonna: "over 2 million served"
May 5th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
salma hayeks book was the best, megan fox's one was cracking me up too.
May 5th, 2009 at 04:10 pm
Michael Bay: Boooooooooom!!!
Crash!
Random Gunfire!
The End.
A Life Story
May 5th, 2009 at 04:32 pm
The "Hey, you're that one black guy!"
My life as Hollywood's go-to African
should actually be the Will Smith story.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Hey idiot, name one movie where he plays an African...
Not sure if you know this, but being black doesn't mean you are African; it means you likely have African ancestors - big difference.
May 6th, 2009 at 03:22 am
Whoa, the Douche Alarm just went off...
May 6th, 2009 at 06:51 am
an african is an african is an african....get over it darky
May 6th, 2009 at 09:01 am
Darky? Can i have a malt with my 1950's?
May 6th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Amistad
May 13th, 2009 at 06:48 am
gladiator?
August 18th, 2009 at 06:37 am
blood diamond
May 5th, 2009 at 04:49 pm
The Travis Henry article really needs a forward by Shawn Kemp, the original baby daddy.
May 5th, 2009 at 05:33 pm
tila's tits are fucked up. i don't do fake tits for real.
May 6th, 2009 at 07:34 am
that's so funny because I often do real tits for fake.
May 5th, 2009 at 06:29 pm
hahaha the Tila one cracked me up the most out of all of them, simply for the foreword by Tara Reid.
May 5th, 2009 at 07:25 pm
Britney Spears: Someone even your grandmother talks shit about
May 5th, 2009 at 08:00 pm
i laughed for about a min. due to the megan fox one
May 5th, 2009 at 08:44 pm
spot on on that tila tequila one. hilarity!!!!!
May 6th, 2009 at 01:08 am
Fuck the whole world! Kill everything!
May 6th, 2009 at 10:38 am
You need to laugh more. Howsabout you smell this flower I've got in my lapel?
May 6th, 2009 at 08:42 am
Greatest hits by Chris Brown. Why didn't i think of that?
May 6th, 2009 at 08:48 am
A- Rod
"Man in the Mirror"
Lindsay Lohan
"Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen"
May 6th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Lindsay lohan -How to become a dyke skeleton
M Night Shamalamacantsaymyname. SURPRISE! Theres a TWIST!
May 6th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I think she is more worth to see her new hot scandal Nikki home made tape
May 6th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
matthew macconaughey: "I ejaculated to the sight of me"
May 6th, 2009 at 04:10 pm
Phil Spector - You Know the Bitch Had It Coming!
May 6th, 2009 at 07:53 pm
Man, don't make fun of Kevin Bacon. He and his wife lost everything except the roof over their heads in Bernie Madoff's scam.
May 7th, 2009 at 01:55 pm
Yes the giant mansion roof......the only good bacon comes from a pig.
May 7th, 2009 at 08:16 am
Courtney Love: "I gonna freep money floop trust fund turtle rape neepzorp *&%$#!@"
May 7th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
Michael J. Fox - Let me "Shake" things up a bit.
May 12th, 2009 at 11:00 am
AL Pacino---How Long In This Movie Before I start YELLING
May 13th, 2009 at 06:47 am
Michael J Fox: shaken, never stirrrrrrrreeeeddddd
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