Celebrities are always writing autobiographies that never really seem to capture what that celebrity is really about. We decided to show you a few celebrity autobiographies we’d like to see.
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Lindsay lohan -How to become a dyke skeleton
M Night Shamalamacantsaymyname. SURPRISE! Theres a TWIST!
spot on on that tila tequila one. hilarity!!!!!
Greatest hits by Chris Brown. Why didn’t i think of that?
You need to laugh more. Howsabout you smell this flower I’ve got in my lapel?
Man, don’t make fun of Kevin Bacon. He and his wife lost everything except the roof over their heads in Bernie Madoff’s scam.
Yes the giant mansion roof……the only good bacon comes from a pig.
Michael J. Fox – Let me “Shake” things up a bit.
I think she is more worth to see her new hot scandal Nikki home made tape
Courtney Love: “I gonna freep money floop trust fund turtle rape neepzorp *&%$#!@”
i laughed for about a min. due to the megan fox one
Michael J Fox: shaken, never stirrrrrrrreeeeddddd
AL Pacino—How Long In This Movie Before I start YELLING
Phil Spector – You Know the Bitch Had It Coming!
matthew macconaughey: “I ejaculated to the sight of me”
Fuck the whole world! Kill everything!
A- Rod
“Man in the Mirror”
Lindsay Lohan
“Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen”
The Travis Henry article really needs a forward by Shawn Kemp, the original baby daddy.
Nice
how about
A-Rod: The Path to B!tch Tits
How about:
“Madonna: It’s your turn now, I’ve already fucked everyone else”
hehehe thats too funny!
Macdonna: “over 2 million served”
Michael Bay: Boooooooooom!!!
Crash!
Random Gunfire!
The End.
A Life Story
Hey idiot, name one movie where he plays an African…
Not sure if you know this, but being black doesn’t mean you are African; it means you likely have African ancestors – big difference.
The “Hey, you’re that one black guy!”
My life as Hollywood’s go-to African
should actually be the Will Smith story.
Britney Spears: Someone even your grandmother talks shit about
gladiator?
Whoa, the Douche Alarm just went off…
Darky? Can i have a malt with my 1950′s?
an african is an african is an african….get over it darky
Amistad
blood diamond
salma hayeks book was the best, megan fox’s one was cracking me up too.
that’s so funny because I often do real tits for fake.
tila’s tits are fucked up. i don’t do fake tits for real.
hahaha the Tila one cracked me up the most out of all of them, simply for the foreword by Tara Reid.