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8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

Celebrities are always writing autobiographies that never really seem to capture what that celebrity is really about.  We decided to show you a few celebrity autobiographies we’d like to see.
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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35 Responses to "8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See"

  1. sulfur says:

    Lindsay lohan -How to become a dyke skeleton

    M Night Shamalamacantsaymyname. SURPRISE! Theres a TWIST!

  2. Anonymous says:

    spot on on that tila tequila one. hilarity!!!!!

  3. blackie says:

    Greatest hits by Chris Brown. Why didn’t i think of that?

  4. Joe Kerr says:

    You need to laugh more. Howsabout you smell this flower I’ve got in my lapel?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Man, don’t make fun of Kevin Bacon. He and his wife lost everything except the roof over their heads in Bernie Madoff’s scam.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Yes the giant mansion roof……the only good bacon comes from a pig.

  7. Bisketz says:

    Michael J. Fox – Let me “Shake” things up a bit.

  8. Farah says:

    I think she is more worth to see her new hot scandal Nikki home made tape

  9. Johnny Mastodon says:

    Courtney Love: “I gonna freep money floop trust fund turtle rape neepzorp *&%$#!@”

  10. Anonymous says:

    i laughed for about a min. due to the megan fox one

  11. Joey says:

    Michael J Fox: shaken, never stirrrrrrrreeeeddddd

  12. Anonymous says:

    AL Pacino—How Long In This Movie Before I start YELLING

  13. Jim says:

    Phil Spector – You Know the Bitch Had It Coming!

  14. Jei says:

    matthew macconaughey: “I ejaculated to the sight of me”

  15. Timothy McVeigh Manson says:

    Fuck the whole world! Kill everything!

  16. Anonymous says:

    A- Rod

    “Man in the Mirror”

    Lindsay Lohan

    “Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen”

  17. Bastage says:

    The Travis Henry article really needs a forward by Shawn Kemp, the original baby daddy.

  18. DAAAAAAAAAA DOUCHE says:

    Nice

    how about
    A-Rod: The Path to B!tch Tits

  19. Boobies! says:

    How about:

    “Madonna: It’s your turn now, I’ve already fucked everyone else”

  20. elwoodinontario says:

    hehehe thats too funny!

  21. Johnny Mastodon says:

    Macdonna: “over 2 million served”

  22. Anonymous says:

    Michael Bay: Boooooooooom!!!
    Crash!
    Random Gunfire!
    The End.
    A Life Story

  23. stan says:

    Hey idiot, name one movie where he plays an African…

    Not sure if you know this, but being black doesn’t mean you are African; it means you likely have African ancestors – big difference.

  24. Anonymous says:

    The “Hey, you’re that one black guy!”
    My life as Hollywood’s go-to African

    should actually be the Will Smith story.

  25. Andrew says:

    Britney Spears: Someone even your grandmother talks shit about

  26. hrm says:

    gladiator?

  27. PrickRolled says:

    Whoa, the Douche Alarm just went off…

  28. Anonymous Rex says:

    Darky? Can i have a malt with my 1950′s?

  29. Anonymous says:

    an african is an african is an african….get over it darky

  30. Anonymous says:

    Amistad

  31. sweetfly says:

    blood diamond

  32. nick says:

    salma hayeks book was the best, megan fox’s one was cracking me up too.

  33. dt says:

    that’s so funny because I often do real tits for fake.

  34. Anonymous says:

    tila’s tits are fucked up. i don’t do fake tits for real.

  35. Anonymous says:

    hahaha the Tila one cracked me up the most out of all of them, simply for the foreword by Tara Reid.


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