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8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See

Celebrities are always writing autobiographies that never really seem to capture what that celebrity is really about.  We decided to show you a few celebrity autobiographies we’d like to see.

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35 Responses to "8 Celebrity Autobiographies We’d Like To See"

  1. Anonymous says:

    A- Rod

    “Man in the Mirror”

    Lindsay Lohan

    “Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen”

  2. Bisketz says:

    Michael J. Fox – Let me “Shake” things up a bit.

  3. Jei says:

    matthew macconaughey: “I ejaculated to the sight of me”

  4. Anonymous says:

    Man, don’t make fun of Kevin Bacon. He and his wife lost everything except the roof over their heads in Bernie Madoff’s scam.

  5. Joe Kerr says:

    You need to laugh more. Howsabout you smell this flower I’ve got in my lapel?

  6. Anonymous says:

    spot on on that tila tequila one. hilarity!!!!!

  7. Jim says:

    Phil Spector – You Know the Bitch Had It Coming!

  8. blackie says:

    Greatest hits by Chris Brown. Why didn’t i think of that?

  9. Timothy McVeigh Manson says:

    Fuck the whole world! Kill everything!

  10. Anonymous says:

    Yes the giant mansion roof……the only good bacon comes from a pig.

  11. Joey says:

    Michael J Fox: shaken, never stirrrrrrrreeeeddddd

  12. Johnny Mastodon says:

    Courtney Love: “I gonna freep money floop trust fund turtle rape neepzorp *&%$#!@”

  13. sulfur says:

    Lindsay lohan -How to become a dyke skeleton

    M Night Shamalamacantsaymyname. SURPRISE! Theres a TWIST!

  14. Anonymous says:

    AL Pacino—How Long In This Movie Before I start YELLING

  15. Farah says:

    I think she is more worth to see her new hot scandal Nikki home made tape

  16. Anonymous says:

    i laughed for about a min. due to the megan fox one

  17. Andrew says:

    Britney Spears: Someone even your grandmother talks shit about

  18. sweetfly says:

    blood diamond

  19. hrm says:


  20. PrickRolled says:

    Whoa, the Douche Alarm just went off…

  21. Anonymous says:

    an african is an african is an african….get over it darky

  22. Anonymous says:


  23. Anonymous Rex says:

    Darky? Can i have a malt with my 1950′s?



    how about
    A-Rod: The Path to B!tch Tits

  25. Anonymous says:

    hahaha the Tila one cracked me up the most out of all of them, simply for the foreword by Tara Reid.

  26. Anonymous says:

    The “Hey, you’re that one black guy!”
    My life as Hollywood’s go-to African

    should actually be the Will Smith story.

  27. stan says:

    Hey idiot, name one movie where he plays an African…

    Not sure if you know this, but being black doesn’t mean you are African; it means you likely have African ancestors – big difference.

  28. Boobies! says:

    How about:

    “Madonna: It’s your turn now, I’ve already fucked everyone else”

  29. elwoodinontario says:

    hehehe thats too funny!

  30. Johnny Mastodon says:

    Macdonna: “over 2 million served”

  31. Anonymous says:

    tila’s tits are fucked up. i don’t do fake tits for real.

  32. dt says:

    that’s so funny because I often do real tits for fake.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Michael Bay: Boooooooooom!!!
    Random Gunfire!
    The End.
    A Life Story

  34. Bastage says:

    The Travis Henry article really needs a forward by Shawn Kemp, the original baby daddy.

  35. nick says:

    salma hayeks book was the best, megan fox’s one was cracking me up too.