Whenever we get a postcard from someone, the picture on the front usually never indicates what actually goes on in that place, or what that place looks like. So we decided to make a few that would give a little bit more info.
this is entirely accurate, except are you aware that in kentucky our state saying is 'beautiful horses and fast women'? this means lots of tits. i'm just sayin'.
I live in Detroit and the portrayal isn't entirely accurate...there are no wide open fields, just rotting industrial parks left over from the mighty big three...they wouldn't be using an axe either, the preferred weapon is either a sawed off 12 guage or a poorly manufactured pistol...the infrastructure is crumbling, our mayor is in jail and nobody gives a shit about anything but themselves...paradise!!
exactly. it cleary states you guys have great looking horses, and a lot of skanky chicks. Who I would most likely plow. But that doesn't mean they are attractive at all, yet simply shows how low my standards are.
I've got to agree with the Kentucky postcard being way off... Some of the tiggest bitties I've EVER seen were in Kentucky.... although, to be fair, after 26 it was mostly horrifying.
Ive seen some pretty funny post cards one showed this funny looking bird with the caption THE GREAT AMERICAN MUGWUMP SITS ON A FENCE WITH HIS MUG ON ONESIDE AND HIS WUMP ON THE OTHER another shows two little kids a destressed man a dog with a pane of glass impailed in it the caption from the kids was HOW MUCH IS THAT WINDOW IN THE DOGGIE
so far off on the Kentucky one. We might not have the other three pictures that are on there (who really needs panda bears anyhow??) but we do have a bounty of beautiful bluegrass boobies
They don't say...."if you date a Kentucky girl raise your hand, if you don't, raise your standards" for nothing darlin!
jersey rocks, we've got a beach, nyc and philly across two rivers, and plenty of titties, both homegrown and from afar. kentucky's got no beach and bunch of rednecks, well ok, they're not all rednecks, but way more than nj! of course, rednecks have titties too, just not nice ones
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February 2nd, 2009 at 01:52 pm
this is entirely accurate, except are you aware that in kentucky our state saying is 'beautiful horses and fast women'? this means lots of tits. i'm just sayin'.
February 2nd, 2009 at 02:00 pm
No, it means that the girls are willing to have sex with you. It says nothing about their desirability.
February 2nd, 2009 at 02:11 pm
Technically, there are women in KY that look like horses and will quickly have sex with you...
February 3rd, 2009 at 05:16 am
"Beautiful horses and fast women" because the horses are slow and the women are ugly. Duh.
February 3rd, 2009 at 03:31 pm
LOL... FTW
February 2nd, 2009 at 02:46 pm
Love the Tijuana one, been there done that! Should have a pic of a donkey tho.
February 2nd, 2009 at 03:23 pm
I live in Detroit and the portrayal isn't entirely accurate...there are no wide open fields, just rotting industrial parks left over from the mighty big three...they wouldn't be using an axe either, the preferred weapon is either a sawed off 12 guage or a poorly manufactured pistol...the infrastructure is crumbling, our mayor is in jail and nobody gives a shit about anything but themselves...paradise!!
February 2nd, 2009 at 04:38 pm
exactly. it cleary states you guys have great looking horses, and a lot of skanky chicks. Who I would most likely plow. But that doesn't mean they are attractive at all, yet simply shows how low my standards are.
February 2nd, 2009 at 05:38 pm
I live in San Francisco and can sadly confirm that our post card is 100% accurate.
February 2nd, 2009 at 07:13 pm
Wow, no boobs in Kentucky. I'll keep that filed under "places not to visit ever."
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
the detroit one is from mad max
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
kentucky sucks.
August 11th, 2009 at 09:17 pm
... Kensucky?
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:33 pm
for the record, kentucky girls a perennially hot. they just get stale around age 26.
February 4th, 2009 at 03:35 pm
I've got to agree with the Kentucky postcard being way off... Some of the tiggest bitties I've EVER seen were in Kentucky.... although, to be fair, after 26 it was mostly horrifying.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Tig Ol Bitties
February 6th, 2009 at 07:26 am
Ive seen some pretty funny post cards one showed this funny looking bird with the caption THE GREAT AMERICAN MUGWUMP SITS ON A FENCE WITH HIS MUG ON ONESIDE AND HIS WUMP ON THE OTHER another shows two little kids a destressed man a dog with a pane of glass impailed in it the caption from the kids was HOW MUCH IS THAT WINDOW IN THE DOGGIE
February 10th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
so far off on the Kentucky one. We might not have the other three pictures that are on there (who really needs panda bears anyhow??) but we do have a bounty of beautiful bluegrass boobies
They don't say...."if you date a Kentucky girl raise your hand, if you don't, raise your standards" for nothing darlin!
February 10th, 2009 at 08:32 pm
Kentucky < New Jersey
When did this happen.....?
February 12th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
jersey rocks, we've got a beach, nyc and philly across two rivers, and plenty of titties, both homegrown and from afar. kentucky's got no beach and bunch of rednecks, well ok, they're not all rednecks, but way more than nj! of course, rednecks have titties too, just not nice ones
July 9th, 2009 at 07:49 pm
Dude, I am from new jersey and I love it here, but its probably not a good idea to defend the state by pointing out things that aren't even in it.
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