so far off on the Kentucky one. We might not have the other three pictures that are on there (who really needs panda bears anyhow??) but we do have a bounty of beautiful bluegrass boobies
They don’t say….”if you date a Kentucky girl raise your hand, if you don’t, raise your standards” for nothing darlin!
Tig Ol Bitties
for the record, kentucky girls a perennially hot. they just get stale around age 26.
Kentucky < New Jersey
When did this happen…..?
Ive seen some pretty funny post cards one showed this funny looking bird with the caption THE GREAT AMERICAN MUGWUMP SITS ON A FENCE WITH HIS MUG ON ONESIDE AND HIS WUMP ON THE OTHER another shows two little kids a destressed man a dog with a pane of glass impailed in it the caption from the kids was HOW MUCH IS THAT WINDOW IN THE DOGGIE
I’ve got to agree with the Kentucky postcard being way off… Some of the tiggest bitties I’ve EVER seen were in Kentucky…. although, to be fair, after 26 it was mostly horrifying.
jersey rocks, we’ve got a beach, nyc and philly across two rivers, and plenty of titties, both homegrown and from afar. kentucky’s got no beach and bunch of rednecks, well ok, they’re not all rednecks, but way more than nj! of course, rednecks have titties too, just not nice ones
Dude, I am from new jersey and I love it here, but its probably not a good idea to defend the state by pointing out things that aren’t even in it.
Wow, no boobs in Kentucky. I’ll keep that filed under “places not to visit ever.”
the detroit one is from mad max
“Beautiful horses and fast women” because the horses are slow and the women are ugly. Duh.
this is entirely accurate, except are you aware that in kentucky our state saying is ‘beautiful horses and fast women’? this means lots of tits. i’m just sayin’.
No, it means that the girls are willing to have sex with you. It says nothing about their desirability.
Technically, there are women in KY that look like horses and will quickly have sex with you…
Love the Tijuana one, been there done that! Should have a pic of a donkey tho.
I live in San Francisco and can sadly confirm that our post card is 100% accurate.
exactly. it cleary states you guys have great looking horses, and a lot of skanky chicks. Who I would most likely plow. But that doesn’t mean they are attractive at all, yet simply shows how low my standards are.
I live in Detroit and the portrayal isn’t entirely accurate…there are no wide open fields, just rotting industrial parks left over from the mighty big three…they wouldn’t be using an axe either, the preferred weapon is either a sawed off 12 guage or a poorly manufactured pistol…the infrastructure is crumbling, our mayor is in jail and nobody gives a shit about anything but themselves…paradise!!