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8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis

Everyone’s heard tales of tattoos gone awry – you ask for the kanji symbol for “courage” then find out a year later the symbol on the back of your neck means “semen storage.” You go in for a portrait and you get this ;

bad tattoo

Looks like a mongloid Carlos Mencia, doesn’t it? Don’t point out the redundancy there.

 Anyway, mistakes aside, turns out we need to worry about tattoo sabotage, as a 21 year old learned when he went to an amateur tattooist, got in a fight with him and then somewhat horribly retardedly allowed him to still tattoo him afterwards. So instead of a Yin/Yang symbol with some dragons he got a 16 inch dick tattooed on himself. Whoops.

A 16 inch penis is no small hurdle (zing) but there must be worst things out there. Like these;

poo tattoo


team edward tattoo


sir mix a lot tattoo

nambla tattoo

gay hitler tattoo

perez hilton tattoo

midget tattoo

nickelback tattoo

11 Responses to "8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis"

  1. Fuck Ian says:

    i dont see anything wrong with the midget tattoo

  2. gb says:

    That is a great tattoo for when he is getting reamed in Prison

  3. Bojimuncher says:

    Apparently people who don’t like Ian Fortey are also into midget porn.

  4. Jame Gumb says:
    Huzzah for Sir Mix a Lot! Huzzah!
  5. iamphoenix says:

    fuck carlos mencia.

  6. DonkeyXote says:

    Should have left it with the two starting paragrahs and that one picture, everything after it was just weak.

  7. JohnnyBrillcream says:

    Don’t call me a ho……

  8. EpicWin says:

    Wait ho was the last “band?

  9. doucc says:

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  10. C-ya says:

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  11. Ian Fortey says:
    You had a bad experience sucking donkey dick?  I’m sorry for that.