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8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis

posted 10/26/2010
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Everyone’s heard tales of tattoos gone awry – you ask for the kanji symbol for “courage” then find out a year later the symbol on the back of your neck means “semen storage.” You go in for a portrait and you get this ;

 
bad tattoo

Looks like a mongloid Carlos Mencia, doesn’t it? Don’t point out the redundancy there.

 Anyway, mistakes aside, turns out we need to worry about tattoo sabotage, as a 21 year old learned when he went to an amateur tattooist, got in a fight with him and then somewhat horribly retardedly allowed him to still tattoo him afterwards. So instead of a Yin/Yang symbol with some dragons he got a 16 inch dick tattooed on himself. Whoops.

A 16 inch penis is no small hurdle (zing) but there must be worst things out there. Like these;

poo tattoo

 

team edward tattoo

 

sir mix a lot tattoo

nambla tattoo

gay hitler tattoo

perez hilton tattoo

midget tattoo

nickelback tattoo

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11 Responses to "8 Tattoos Worse than an Unplanned Penis"

  1. EpicWin says:
    October 26, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Wait ho was the last “band?

  2. JohnnyBrillcream says:
    October 27, 2010 at 5:21 am

    Don’t call me a ho……

  3. Fuck Ian says:
    October 26, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    i dont see anything wrong with the midget tattoo

  4. gb says:
    October 26, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    That is a great tattoo for when he is getting reamed in Prison

  5. Bojimuncher says:
    October 27, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Apparently people who don’t like Ian Fortey are also into midget porn.

  6. Jame Gumb says:
    October 26, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    Huzzah for Sir Mix a Lot! Huzzah!
  7. iamphoenix says:
    October 26, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    fuck carlos mencia.

  8. DonkeyXote says:
    October 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Should have left it with the two starting paragrahs and that one picture, everything after it was just weak.

  9. doucc says:
    October 27, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Holy Taco sucks

  10. C-ya says:
    October 27, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    I totally agree….. This place you to be one of my favorite sites and now it suck donkey dick…. Never coming back… see ya douche bags

  11. Ian Fortey says:
    October 28, 2010 at 11:02 am
    You had a bad experience sucking donkey dick?  I’m sorry for that.


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