Everyone’s heard tales of tattoos gone awry – you ask for the kanji symbol for “courage” then find out a year later the symbol on the back of your neck means “semen storage.” You go in for a portrait and you get this ;
Looks like a mongloid Carlos Mencia, doesn’t it? Don’t point out the redundancy there.
Anyway, mistakes aside, turns out we need to worry about tattoo sabotage, as a 21 year old learned when he went to an amateur tattooist, got in a fight with him and then somewhat horribly retardedly allowed him to still tattoo him afterwards. So instead of a Yin/Yang symbol with some dragons he got a 16 inch dick tattooed on himself. Whoops.
A 16 inch penis is no small hurdle (zing) but there must be worst things out there. Like these;