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Watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation and tell me McConaughey has no talent. It’s like he’s the only person in the movie who took his job of acting serious. Zelweger was ridiculous in it and it’s a shame she’s got all the awards and he didn’t. Hell you can use MMAth with that movie to show he’s a better actor than she is and therfore deserves her statues.
I’m cool with the Pratty Donkey Shit… it has a certain turd-appeal just like him… good solid turd log
Epic
funny stuff. who’s spencer pratt?
Well, the mentioned people are some sort of famous and they are good at it. Would be really great to see the taco in a hand of a really good celeb. Paris or Tom Hanks perhaps.
“From the author of Absolutely Not One God Damn Thing”
I’ve never even heard of spencer pratt. And Tori is harsh horsefaced. She was the dog on 90210.
Haha, I like the Manny one. Ya’ll should do one just on athletes. Lots of material to work with, and celebrities are beginning to bore me.
You very funny man…
The Spencer Pratt one is made of win.
Die sportsfan. Die.
(3 up)
And also..
Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono
Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono.
Fuck all you motherfuckas!
Stedman Grahm is just using Oprah’s name to further his career!
what career?
they forgot “If i did it” by OJ, that one didnt even need changing.
You can all meet me on 4-20 for my birthday party.Just come to Iran.We share some of the same hate.
Creating the sensitive awareness. Not talking metaphorically.
Spencer and his “wife” are retarded fame whores probably fucking director after director to get a show of their own. and yes, since most of the directors are male, spencers ecstatic.
Thanks, funny story!
tesda
Great list! One of HolyTaco’s finest!
Pretty damn funny.
haha this is awesome – Front page of digg, asap?
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
I laughed so hard I pooped my pants.
How about one for Paris Hilton’s book…
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Confessions of an Heiress
Foreword (written by some dude that nailed her in some club in east LA)
Chapter one: I do swallow.
Afterword (written by the dude’s friend who claims to have gotten it on tape)
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Lucy Pinder/Katie Price/Keeley Hazel
I’m British and have sweet cans
OK, been coming to the Taco since a colleague sent a link with the subject “you gotta go to this site”.
The ladies are fine, but like Playboy, I have to admit I read the Taco for the articles. I swear that at least once a day, there is at least one article that is, at minimum, close to ‘piss your pants’ funny.
So today, I see the first jpeg on Stedman, same result. Thank you Taco, for replacing the void left by SNL since Hartman and Farley went to go push up daisies.
That Spencer Pratt one is outrageously funny
I would have gone with “Monkey Shit” for Pratt. Simply because his name being uttered is much like the poo being thrown through the air by said monkey.