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9 College Mascots That Should Be Real

It’s March Madness time. And with March Madness comes college mascots. Every school chooses a mascot that strikes fear or intimidation into the heart of their opponent. But we think maybe they’re not always the most accurate depictions of what that school is all about. Without further ado, here’s 9 College Mascots we’d do if we were in charge.

9. The San Diego State University Worthless Degrees

8. The West Virginia University Birth Defects

7. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology Fighting Hawkings

6. The North Dakota State University Absolutely Nothings

5. The Tufts University Tufts

4. The University of Nebraska Cornholers

3. The Duke University White Devils

2. The Humboldt State University Killer Hydroponics

1. The University Of Southern California Date Rapists

17 Responses to "9 College Mascots That Should Be Real"

  1. Raj says:

    So, when I started the list, I was like, “USC won’t be on this list… the Trojan thing is a pretty sweet mascot.” And then we get number 1. And to be honest, if I had to make a mock mascot for ‘SC, that would be it. But at least we use trojans, right?

  2. Raj says:

    @Addison – your statement explains it all. “What’s wrong with the Bison?” Really? You don’t think that NDSU, and the Bison, are kind of… oh, I don’t know… lame?

  3. Addison says:

    no I love the bison

  4. what? says:

    wow, and the award for the dumbest list ever put together goes to….

  5. Snogger04 says:

    I agree with you Addison. The Bison pretty much rock. But that’s because I go to NDSU.

  6. NightRo§e says:

    haha awesum list LOL ndsu is an awesum school but omg tht mascot is jst hilarious XP and Tuffs University …nuff said XD!

  7. Very nice! Those are hilarious!

  8. Anonymous says:

    stfu jew

  9. emilio says:

    Those all make sense.

  10. John says:

    hahahaha SDSU just doesn’t throw down…


  11. HolyCow says:

    Hey! I went to SDSU. So right on…

  12. Sue says:

    My daughter goes to #2. (NO, I didn’t say she goes #2… but hopefully she does… when necessary… ok whatever) My daughter attends school at Humboldt.

  13. Ace says:

    Haha, I go to Humboldt State! and i think people have beat you to that mascot already… at least logo wise haha…

  14. Amanda Mandragola says:

    Yesss, I go to USC…

  15. Jackson says:

    Wow, a WV inbreeding joke…how original. Fuck yourself, you mediocre dork

  16. Chris Rock says:

    well WV is a bunch of inbreds…

  17. Addison says:

    Wow that is really dumb: The NDSU Absolutely Nothings- what’s wrong with the Bison?