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9 Emoticons Rejected By Instant Messenger

People use emoticons every day to replace the way they feel, plans they might have, or thoughts they wish to share. Instant Messenger has provided us with hundreds of smiley faced options, but we decided to show you a few emoticons they rejected.

9. I just ate at the Olive Garden

8. I may have traded your iPod for meth.

7. I used to be a Nazi, but that’s between me and you!

6. You should come over later so I can show you my new arm tattoo.

5. I feel like getting my salad tossed by a homeless person!

4. I’m pretty coked up right now.

3. I’m starting to get tired of my cell mate raping me.

2. I’ve been getting in to bestiality.

1. I have to take my retarded brother to the park

16 Responses to "9 Emoticons Rejected By Instant Messenger"

  1. gay says:

    these aren’t very funny.

  2. your mom says:

    these are sweet!

  3. Alan says:

    Dildo_Slice, i know that face.

  4. brent says:

    this shit’s retarded, dawg

  5. pretty fucking stupid shit right here says:

    your site blows and so do these god fucking awful smileys

  6. K CHELIOS says:

    Love the Hitler One! I WANT IT!

  7. Kelly says:

    we need more of these types…honest emoticons :o D

  8. Bryan says:


  9. K.Stars says:

    These aren’t bad, but have you ever thought of upping your art a bit and producing them in paint? It’s cutting edge.

  10. Pratik says:

    You forgot the one that is “I get turned on by zombies.”

  11. Motorokr says:

    These were awesome! I liked the Ipod one lol. You should make one including David Elsewhere and his sick moves!

  12. Dildo_Slice says:

    what about the “I jerk off to anal fisting videos” face

  13. Tickaz says:

    What do you do when a bird shits in your mouth? Don’t ask her out on another date!

  14. MMAStation says:

    good stuff. now if we can only add them into aim or forums.

  15. holy taco sucks says:

    How is this even remotely funny?
    Is your sense of humor suffering from cancer?

    You guys all fail