We're always seeing clips online of Jon Stewart completely pwning people on television, so we've chosen the 8 best Jon Stewart Daily Show pwnages. You're welcome, Internet.
When Glenn Beck switch from CNN to FoxNews, his view points on heath care changed more drastically than Chastity Bono's genitalia. Luckily Jon Stewart was there to call his ass out; an ass that, as Jon points out, was at one time filled with stitches.
Keith Olbermann makes it his job to check people when they get out of line. Occasionally, he gets out of line himself in the process. In this clip, Stewart give him a taste of his own medicine.
When Sarah Palin decided to quit being governor of Alaska; her farewell speech sounded more like an angry preschool teacher scolding her students for making fart sounds during an assembly rather than a smooth transition of power.
Sean Hannity and the folks at FoxNews tried to pull a fast one of us when they covered their own health care rally in November. In an effort to make it look like more people were in attendance than actually showed; they spliced in some footage from an earlier rally. A rally that took place two months earlier. Either that or they have a weather machine. God help us if they have a weather machine.
Crossfire
This clip is long, but totally worth it. Within the thirteen plus minutes: he make's fun of Tucker Carlson's bow tie, calls him a dick, and probably single handedly causes the show to get cancelled. Pwnage at it's best.
Bill O'Reilly provides countless sound bites for The Daily Show. Here, Stewart calls Bill out for being a complete hypocrite; chastising the poparazzi for hounding celebrites, then seemlessly transitioning into a story where his goons badger Angelina Jolie.
Obama
The Daily Show is notoriously left leaning, but even Jon's beloved Obama isn't safe when he acts like an idiot. Here, Jon calls Obama out for bringing a podium and prompter to a middle school classroom.
The problem with Stewart's takedown of the grade school podium is that Obama was making remarks on changes to No Child Left Behind that were being recorded and reporters were in the room, not students.
We're bigger & we're on top. If we were in prison, you'd be our bitch.
Don't come cryin' to us in 30 years when you've drunk all your water & need something else to call "beer".
Go ahead and use the "We've got a better army, we'll just take it" argument. You realize that you get more oil from us than the Middle East, right? If you could stomp us like that, then you would've gone looking for WMD's in the Great Lakes.
Speaking of finding us, if you want to try the "take it" route, we'll just take our name off the map & at the border signs. Check the stats on geography grades in your schools you gargled sperm wad.
Oh and "FuckTheLastGuy", your argument is shit. You feel special because you export the most oil to the U.S. What is that when we could march into your country and subdue your unarmed populace in about 2 weeks?
Oh yeah...I know you predicted that someone would throw this argument out in an attempt to illegitimize the point it makes, but that is probably because you have heard it before and had no good answer.
Canada - more guns per capita than U.S., so who's calling who unarmed?
Subdue the populace...like those famously inept Iraqi and Afghani militias and freedom fighters that bowed down like spineless little pawns and permitted US forces to assume control of their country in a short, what...seven years? The US has bigger problems than Canada...in fact, you might want to holster your peashooter for a minute and give it some thought...Canada is revered around the world, has allies in the British Commonwealth and historic alliances in Asia. The US is reviled the world over and cannot, will not, survive by trumpeting this F-you attitude towards its 'friends'. Rome was a big tough guy once, too.
The last video has been pulled by Viacom, but you can find it here:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-january-25-2010/obama-speaks-to-a-sixth-grade-classroom
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February 1st, 2010 at 10:12 am
"Sorry, videos are not currently available in your country".
I hate lawyers!
Oh, and FIRST, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! So your all standing on the lower step behind the lady with the aggresively fat ass! Enjoy the view, ladyboys!
February 1st, 2010 at 11:18 am
Your mother is a greasey crab infested whore...hmmmmm, anyone for seafood?
February 1st, 2010 at 10:57 am
um None of these work
February 1st, 2010 at 11:06 am
actually all of these work, fartmouth
February 1st, 2010 at 11:17 am
whoa my mellow is thoroughly harshed budd
February 1st, 2010 at 11:21 am
wow...thats as fresh as your sisters panties.
February 1st, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Fuck Comedy Central.
-From Canada
February 1st, 2010 at 05:24 pm
Yeah!
--The Other Canadian
February 1st, 2010 at 01:04 pm
The problem with Stewart's takedown of the grade school podium is that Obama was making remarks on changes to No Child Left Behind that were being recorded and reporters were in the room, not students.
But other than that, Stewart pwned him.
February 1st, 2010 at 02:48 pm
Fart while showering and let the sour rank heat up and mix in. Amplifies it by a lot! Mmmmm.....
February 1st, 2010 at 07:28 pm
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February 2nd, 2010 at 07:37 am
We're bigger & we're on top. If we were in prison, you'd be our bitch.
Don't come cryin' to us in 30 years when you've drunk all your water & need something else to call "beer".
Go ahead and use the "We've got a better army, we'll just take it" argument. You realize that you get more oil from us than the Middle East, right? If you could stomp us like that, then you would've gone looking for WMD's in the Great Lakes.
Speaking of finding us, if you want to try the "take it" route, we'll just take our name off the map & at the border signs. Check the stats on geography grades in your schools you gargled sperm wad.
February 2nd, 2010 at 08:45 am
Agree.
February 2nd, 2010 at 08:55 am
Oh and "FuckTheLastGuy", your argument is shit. You feel special because you export the most oil to the U.S. What is that when we could march into your country and subdue your unarmed populace in about 2 weeks?
Oh yeah...I know you predicted that someone would throw this argument out in an attempt to illegitimize the point it makes, but that is probably because you have heard it before and had no good answer.
February 2nd, 2010 at 10:05 am
Canada - more guns per capita than U.S., so who's calling who unarmed?
Subdue the populace...like those famously inept Iraqi and Afghani militias and freedom fighters that bowed down like spineless little pawns and permitted US forces to assume control of their country in a short, what...seven years? The US has bigger problems than Canada...in fact, you might want to holster your peashooter for a minute and give it some thought...Canada is revered around the world, has allies in the British Commonwealth and historic alliances in Asia. The US is reviled the world over and cannot, will not, survive by trumpeting this F-you attitude towards its 'friends'. Rome was a big tough guy once, too.
February 2nd, 2010 at 02:57 pm
fuck Canada, ur country useless. fuckin mounties on ur fuckin moose's and shit
February 2nd, 2010 at 03:08 pm
I'm not your buddy, friend!
He's not your friend, guy!
I'm not your guy, buddy!
He's not your buddy, friend!
I'm not your friend, guy!
February 2nd, 2010 at 07:38 am
Ahhhh, the internet. What would it be without a flame war.
February 2nd, 2010 at 12:02 pm
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February 21st, 2010 at 08:22 am
The last video has been pulled by Viacom, but you can find it here:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-january-25-2010/obama-speaks-to-a-sixth-grade-classroom
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