We’re always seeing clips online of Jon Stewart completely
pwning people on television, so we’ve chosen the 8 best Jon Stewart
Daily Show pwnages. You’re welcome, Internet.
Glenn Beck
When Glenn Beck switch from
CNN to
FoxNews, his view points on heath care changed more drastically than Chastity Bono’s genitalia. Luckily Jon Stewart was there to call his ass out; an ass that, as Jon points out, was at one time filled with stitches.
Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann makes it his job to check people when they get out of line. Occasionally, he gets out of line himself in the process. In this clip, Stewart give him a taste of his own medicine.
Sarah Palin
When Sarah Palin decided to quit being governor of Alaska; her farewell speech sounded more like an angry preschool teacher scolding her students for making fart sounds during an assembly rather than a smooth transition of power.
Sean Hannity
Sean Hannity and the folks at FoxNews tried to pull a fast one of us when they covered their own health care rally in November. In an effort to make it look like more people were in attendance than actually showed; they spliced in some footage from an earlier rally. A rally that took place two months earlier. Either that or they have a weather machine. God help us if they have a weather machine.
Crossfire
This clip is long, but totally worth it. Within the thirteen plus minutes: he make’s fun of Tucker Carlson’s bow tie, calls him a dick, and probably single handedly causes the show to get cancelled. Pwnage at it’s best.
Jim Cramer
Here, Stewart basically turns Jim Cramer into a child by the end of the clip. It’s almost embarrassing to watch.
Bill O’Reilly
Bill O’Reilly provides countless sound bites for The Daily Show. Here, Stewart calls Bill out for being a complete hypocrite; chastising the poparazzi for hounding celebrites, then seemlessly transitioning into a story where his goons badger Angelina Jolie.
Obama
The Daily Show is notoriously left leaning, but even Jon’s beloved Obama isn’t safe when he acts like an idiot. Here, Jon calls Obama out for bringing a podium and prompter to a middle school classroom.
um…Daily Show is NOT left leaning. It makes fun of EVERYONE, republicans, democrats, conservatives, and liberals. Just because the republicans and conservatives, along with Faux News are bigger jackasses, therefore better sources for comedic material, doesn’t make a comedy show that makes fun of everyone “left leaning.”
The last video has been pulled by Viacom, but you can find it here:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-january-25-2010/obama-speaks-to-a-sixth-grade-classroom
“Sorry, videos are not currently available in your country”.
I hate lawyers!
Oh, and FIRST, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! So your all standing on the lower step behind the lady with the aggresively fat ass! Enjoy the view, ladyboys!
Your mother is a greasey crab infested whore…hmmmmm, anyone for seafood?
um None of these work
actually all of these work, fartmouth
whoa my mellow is thoroughly harshed budd
wow…thats as fresh as your sisters panties.
Fuck Comedy Central.
-From Canada
Yeah!
–The Other Canadian
The problem with Stewart’s takedown of the grade school podium is that Obama was making remarks on changes to No Child Left Behind that were being recorded and reporters were in the room, not students.
But other than that, Stewart pwned him.
Fart while showering and let the sour rank heat up and mix in. Amplifies it by a lot! Mmmmm…..
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We’re bigger & we’re on top. If we were in prison, you’d be our bitch.
Don’t come cryin’ to us in 30 years when you’ve drunk all your water & need something else to call “beer”.
Go ahead and use the “We’ve got a better army, we’ll just take it” argument. You realize that you get more oil from us than the Middle East, right? If you could stomp us like that, then you would’ve gone looking for WMD’s in the Great Lakes.
Speaking of finding us, if you want to try the “take it” route, we’ll just take our name off the map & at the border signs. Check the stats on geography grades in your schools you gargled sperm wad.
Agree.
Oh and “FuckTheLastGuy”, your argument is shit. You feel special because you export the most oil to the U.S. What is that when we could march into your country and subdue your unarmed populace in about 2 weeks?
Oh yeah…I know you predicted that someone would throw this argument out in an attempt to illegitimize the point it makes, but that is probably because you have heard it before and had no good answer.
Canada – more guns per capita than U.S., so who’s calling who unarmed?
Subdue the populace…like those famously inept Iraqi and Afghani militias and freedom fighters that bowed down like spineless little pawns and permitted US forces to assume control of their country in a short, what…seven years? The US has bigger problems than Canada…in fact, you might want to holster your peashooter for a minute and give it some thought…Canada is revered around the world, has allies in the British Commonwealth and historic alliances in Asia. The US is reviled the world over and cannot, will not, survive by trumpeting this F-you attitude towards its ‘friends’. Rome was a big tough guy once, too.
fuck Canada, ur country useless. fuckin mounties on ur fuckin moose’s and shit
I’m not your buddy, friend!
He’s not your friend, guy!
I’m not your guy, buddy!
He’s not your buddy, friend!
I’m not your friend, guy!
Ahhhh, the internet. What would it be without a flame war.
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