Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren't really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity autobiographies that we think are a little more truthful.
9. Whoopi Goldberg - Sit Yo' Ass Down, Bitch
8. Joaquin Phoenix - "I'm Unaware of My Surroundings"
7. Stephen Hawking - "I Didn't Write This"
6. Bristol Palin - "Someone's Impregnating Me Right Now"
5. Katie Holmes - "Cruise Controlled"
4. Smashmouth - "As It Turns Out, We Are Not All All-Stars After All"
3. Christian Bale - "Am I Going To Walk Around And Rip Your Fuckin' Lights...."
Yeah, we actually love Stephen Hawking. From everything we've read about him he has an awesome sense of humor. He actually bones his nurse. This is a celebration.
It's douches like you that are turning this country into a humorless,"politically correct" bunch of panzies.
Did it hit a lil' too close to home, Tyler? Do ya laugh at all the other things on the site, but decide this one cut too deep for ya', or hit a little too close to home? Fuck you, with all due respect, you hypocritical moron.
Hey Tyler, if I may call you that (And I will). Please provide me a list of what ok to laugh at, as I never would want to offend someone as sensitive as you......
So a brief comment about wheelchair jokes gets everybody pissy and riled up?
Sex, religion, politics, spelling errors, and monkey poo comments....no reaction......good I'm glad I pissed you off....whiny bitch. "with all due respect"
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 20th, 2009 at 03:45 pm
dig it!
February 20th, 2009 at 04:06 pm
DIGG!!!
February 20th, 2009 at 05:06 pm
Wow, making fun of a guy in a wheelchair.
February 21st, 2009 at 06:20 am
Yeah, we actually love Stephen Hawking. From everything we've read about him he has an awesome sense of humor. He actually bones his nurse. This is a celebration.
February 21st, 2009 at 02:05 pm
a celebration of the awsomeness of robot voice.
February 20th, 2009 at 08:53 pm
@ TYLER....
Shut up. They shit on themselves too....
It's douches like you that are turning this country into a humorless,"politically correct" bunch of panzies.
Did it hit a lil' too close to home, Tyler? Do ya laugh at all the other things on the site, but decide this one cut too deep for ya', or hit a little too close to home? Fuck you, with all due respect, you hypocritical moron.
Hey Tyler, if I may call you that (And I will). Please provide me a list of what ok to laugh at, as I never would want to offend someone as sensitive as you......
Keep on rollin' brother....
Bone
February 21st, 2009 at 10:11 am
lol... holy shit dude.
February 21st, 2009 at 02:01 pm
Things ok to laugh at:
1. Thebone's emotional issues
February 21st, 2009 at 02:09 pm
So a brief comment about wheelchair jokes gets everybody pissy and riled up?
Sex, religion, politics, spelling errors, and monkey poo comments....no reaction......good I'm glad I pissed you off....whiny bitch. "with all due respect"
February 20th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Say it like it is Bone, Tyler is whats wrong with america. You suck Tyler. Go try France.
February 21st, 2009 at 02:12 pm
Drink an ice cold beer, america won't seem so wrong after the first sip.....if it still does, go get a prescription.
February 20th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Joaquin Phoenix looks like Happy Gilmore's caddy.
February 21st, 2009 at 11:23 am
Whackeen could be played by Emile Hirsch in the biopic
"Into the Weird" ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
February 21st, 2009 at 11:52 am
It's called a "foreword," not a "forward."
I still lol'd though.
February 21st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
vinn deisel will F&%$ S@#$ up man
February 21st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Hawking writes his own shit motherfuckers. Mess with Hawking and you gonna get hurt big time, okay?
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
shure!!! we'll get hurt by... you and how many black holes???
lol
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:29 am
hahaha, golden. I thought Cruise Controlled was the best...
February 22nd, 2009 at 02:12 am
I went down on Bristol.
February 22nd, 2009 at 03:29 am
lol... awesome :)
February 22nd, 2009 at 06:10 am
Vin Deisel gay? No way dude. Tell me it aint so!
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February 22nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
he he he great stuff!
February 22nd, 2009 at 02:18 pm
I would so do vin diesel
February 24th, 2009 at 10:40 am
thats great stuff
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I love vin diesel
Dig it
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May 5th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
am i the only one that doesnt find any of those funny? 0.o
May 6th, 2009 at 04:53 am
YA'LL ARE SO LATE RUMMERS WENT AROUND ABOUT HIM BEING GAY YEARS AGO....LOL REAL TALK NOT EVEN RUMMERS HE SAID IT.
May 6th, 2009 at 06:37 am
i hope hes not gay lol
but if he is! maybe i can help change that lol
May 12th, 2009 at 10:32 am
How are you. I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go.
I am from Kazakhstan and too poorly know English, give true I wrote the following sentence: "Search engine optimization services by seo design solutions.Learn ethical seo techniques that result in consistent professional results that you can count on in the search engines."
Best regards 8-), Kinton.
May 16th, 2009 at 01:39 am
Super I yet did not see such exact and true biographies about our favourite stars, this site gives the chance to know all about the most detailed details of a life of stars, thanks you.
.cure herpes.
May 27th, 2009 at 07:35 am
It seems to me that to the well-known people on much more difficult to live than simple, journalists everywhere get them. my site: Apex Professionals LLC
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