Famous people are always writing
autobiographies that aren’t really
honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity autobiographies that we think are a little more truthful.
9. Whoopi Goldberg – Sit Yo’ Ass Down, Bitch
8. Joaquin Phoenix – "I’m Unaware of My Surroundings"
7. Stephen Hawking – "I Didn’t Write This"
6. Bristol Palin – "Someone’s Impregnating Me Right Now"
5. Katie Holmes – "Cruise Controlled"
4. Smashmouth – "As It Turns Out, We Are Not All All-Stars After All"
3. Christian Bale – "Am I Going To Walk Around And Rip Your Fuckin’ Lights…."
2. Vin Diesel – "Please Don’t Tell Anyone That I’m Gay"
1. Charlie Axel Woods – "I Hope I’m Good At Something"
shure!!! we’ll get hurt by… you and how many black holes???
lol
hahaha, golden. I thought Cruise Controlled was the best…
I went down on Bristol.
I would so do vin diesel
lol… awesome
he he he great stuff!
Vin Deisel gay? No way dude. Tell me it aint so!
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thats great stuff
Hawking writes his own shit motherfuckers. Mess with Hawking and you gonna get hurt big time, okay?
I love vin diesel
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Super I yet did not see such exact and true biographies about our favourite stars, this site gives the chance to know all about the most detailed details of a life of stars, thanks you.
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am i the only one that doesnt find any of those funny? 0.o
i hope hes not gay lol
but if he is! maybe i can help change that lol
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YA’LL ARE SO LATE RUMMERS WENT AROUND ABOUT HIM BEING GAY YEARS AGO….LOL REAL TALK NOT EVEN RUMMERS HE SAID IT.
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Joaquin Phoenix looks like Happy Gilmore’s caddy.
lol… holy shit dude.
Things ok to laugh at:
1. Thebone’s emotional issues
@ TYLER….
Shut up. They shit on themselves too….
It’s douches like you that are turning this country into a humorless,”politically correct” bunch of panzies.
Did it hit a lil’ too close to home, Tyler? Do ya laugh at all the other things on the site, but decide this one cut too deep for ya’, or hit a little too close to home? Fuck you, with all due respect, you hypocritical moron.
Hey Tyler, if I may call you that (And I will). Please provide me a list of what ok to laugh at, as I never would want to offend someone as sensitive as you……
Keep on rollin’ brother….
Bone
Wow, I have never responded to any of these online opinion blogs, but i must say, tempers flare over the pettiest bullsh*t. Agreed, humor is humor, an we should be able to laugh at everything, but I think someone here needs a nap or something. Maybe a someone’s a bit cranky and needs a snack. Maybe two somebodies. Seriously, do you people spend your time arguing about sh*t that has absolutely nothing to do with you?! I have a suggestion, get of your a$$, find some decent clothes that you haven’t been playing WoW in, and go out and meet…wait for it…a girl. I guarantee that if you do, you will suddenly spend less time worrying about this useless bullshi*t and more time possibly thinking about getting laid. Have fun with that.
Say it like it is Bone, Tyler is whats wrong with america. You suck Tyler. Go try France.
Drink an ice cold beer, america won’t seem so wrong after the first sip…..if it still does, go get a prescription.
Wow, making fun of a guy in a wheelchair.
Whackeen could be played by Emile Hirsch in the biopic
“Into the Weird” ;p
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It’s called a “foreword,” not a “forward.”
I still lol’d though.
vinn deisel will F&%$ S@#$ up man
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So a brief comment about wheelchair jokes gets everybody pissy and riled up?
Sex, religion, politics, spelling errors, and monkey poo comments….no reaction……good I’m glad I pissed you off….whiny bitch. “with all due respect”