A good roommate can be a great way to keep you company and help split the cost of rent. A bad roommate, on the other hand, is like a case of AIDS. He or she can take away your freedom, independence and ultimately, your will to live, until you are a shell of the person you once were. Here are the nine worst.
9. The Deadbeat
The first of every month this guy is like a broken record, "Hey man...yeah, so, like, my company...they, like, forgot to pay me. So I don't, like, have any money for, ya know, rent." And he says the same thing when the electric bill, cable bill, or any other bill needs paying. But somehow his total lack of cash doesn't stop him from going out four nights a week, while you're stuck eating Ramen noodles and dryer lint just to make ends meet. And whenever you try to explain to him that you can't always pay for his share, he gets offended, takes a communist stance, and says that if you were in the same position, he would totally help you out. But, unfortunately, Arby's doesn't plan to double his $13,000 salary anytime soon.
8. The Food Stealer
We’ve all taken food that didn’t belong to us at some point, but the Food Stealer is on an entirely different level. It’s as if they spent years in an early twentieth century orphanage, learning grifting and slight of hand techniques. If you ever happen to leave any of your food in a common area like “the fridge,” they’ll immediately eat all of it, and then when you ask them about it, they’ll act like a drug dealer being questioned by the cops about a murder.
YOU: So, did you see the Cheez-its that were in the cabinet?
THEM: Cheez-its?
YOU: Yeah, cheez-its, cheesy snacks, look kind of like wheat thins. You know what they are.
THEM: OH. Cheez-its. Nah, don’t know what happened to them.
YOU: But they were here earlier, and now they’re gone.
THEM: That’s unfortunate. Maybe they’re just missin’. (stare down between you and them)
YOU: Gah! I know you did it you son of a bitch!
7. The Party Guy
Every night this guy comes home at five in the morning, with a group of people that all look like the fourth picture in a twelve picture “Faces Of Meth” montage. If the sound of the music blasting doesn’t wake you up, the drunk woman stumbling in to your room and attempting to f*&k her boyfriend on the bed you’re sleeping on does. Inevitably you have to walk out into the living room, and turn down the music, and everyone looks at you like they’re a group of graduate students and you just told them you “don’t really care for Arrested Development.” You tell your roommate you have to be up in two hours, and they’re like “Oh, no way, okay, totally sorry. We’ll turn this down.” Then you head back to your room, and you clearly hear through the wall, your roommate saying “just wait like two minutes and then we’ll pump that shit up again.”
6. The Borrower
They borrow everything from you, and either lose it or use it for something it wasn’t supposed to be used for, leaving you saying things like “It’s cool you borrowed my copy of Shawshank Redemption, but I’d rather you didn’t use it to hold up your dresser. It’s not really a load bearing DVD.” You don’t want to look like an asshole, but before you know it, you’re gingerly asking them to BORROW BACK the things you lent them. “Hey man, I was wondering if I could grab that toothpaste back from you, just cause I ran out of mine. As soon as I buy new toothpaste, I’ll bring it right back.” “Hmmm, I kind of need it tonight and there’s not much left.” “Okay, cool, no worries.”
5. The Gamer
Everyone likes to kick back and blow off some steam and playing video games. But nothing is more annyoing than sharing an apartment's only television with someone who's surgically attached to his Xbox and/or PS3. Because the only thing lamer than always playing video games, is having to watch someone always play video games. The problem is, hardcore gamers don't sleep, or seem to have regular jobs. Which means you're getting woken up by him screaming into a headset at a seven-year-old in Poland about how his Warlock totally annihilated by his cleric. Or when you get home from work and you just want to watch some mindless TV, but he's playing Madden by himself so he can "practice running up the middle. Or when you just want to watch the Super Bowl and he "Needs to get to this one last level of Call of Duty so I can save it. Can you listen to the first half on the radio? I'm sure it's online somewhere."
4. Couch Potato
Remember how you used to like sitting on your couch? Remember how it used to not smell like rotten guacamole? Remember when it wasn’t covered in what looks like various dried bodily fluids and sweat stains? Well those days are over, now that you’re living with a Couch Potato. The Couch Potato roommate is usually a combo roommate, meaning that the Couch Potato will most likely also be The Gamer, The Dead Beat, or (worst of all) The Guy Who’s Girlfriend is Always Over. Either way, this couch is his new home, and there’s no moving him once he’s established it as his territory. Your best plan of action now is to position a garbage can nearby, get a fresh bottle of Febreeze, and learn to like Law & Order (all of them), because he who controls the couch controls the television, and that SVU shit is like Couch Potato heroin.
3.The Guy Whose Girlfriend Is Always Over
When you're roommate is in a relationship, it's like you're in a relationship, too. Except you only get the shit parts of having a girlfriend. You're always hanging out with her, she's eating your food and she's taking up your spot on the couch, but you don't get to have sex with her. And somehow, you end up watching Grey's Anatomy because she wants to because you're roommate wants to watch it because he wants to keep having sex with her.
2. The Slob
After the slob is done cooking, your kitchen looks like someone raped a barbecue chicken sandwich.Every time you walk past their bathroom, it smells like a baby shit on top of a copy of the New York times, then died.Every time you ask them to clean up, they respond with picking up something and moving it somewhere else, then look at you to see what your response will be like they’re playing chess for the first time and want to make sure they moved the knight correctly.The apartment gets messier and messier, until the only way the apartment could get any dirtier, is if it f*&ked strangers for money.That’s when you realize you’ve lost the battle, and start laughing when your roommate blows his nose on a pair of basketball shorts he found stuffed inside your silverware drawer.
1.Mr. Anal Retentive
Maybe this person was raised in a strict household. Maybe at some point they were thrown into the back of a garbage truck, and they’ve been freaked out by messiness ever since. Freud would say that at some point in their childhood they had to hold in a huge dump, and that magically turned into obsessive-compulsive disorder. Whatever the reasoning, there are some people who are anal retentive neat-freaks, and this can translate into a roommate nightmare. To compound the issue, most anal-retentive people are passive aggressive, so they won’t express frustration and resentment over having to wash your two dirty dishes in the sink to satisfy their twisted psychological disorder. After about 7 months, though, all of their frustration will build into a repressed volcano of bitter rage, and eventually they will go ballistic over something completely inane, leaving you to calm the situation down by saying something like “Dude. Sorry, I didn’t know we had separate sponges for the dishes and the counter.” Unfortunately, you’ll still have five months left on your one-year lease. Good luck with that.
How about "Guy who's girlfriend is always over" only that girlfriend is extremely loud (even if you are in your room with the door closed you can hear her laughing or crying at all times), obnoxious, asks you for any left over vicodin from when you had surgery because she has period-cramps, and every little thing is a huge drama that involves lots of loud crying or yelling. Possibly bipolar but not on meds. Also your roommate is in love with her, so he resents you when you eventually can't take it anymore and you break down and have a long conversation explaining why you can't stand his girlfriend and if he could not have her over so often, and despite it all you somehow still feel horrible for doing it because for some reason he likes her so much.
OK those are all bad, but what about the roommate who acts normal one day. Then when you get home the next day All of his shit is gone. You have find out from his girlfriend that the pussy just left.
Acted all cool with me the first few weeks, then suddenly gave me the cold shoulder. I would try saying hi to her (yes, I was living with a platonic female roommate) and she would just ignore me.
She was wanting so bad to be some high society rich upper class upper crust lady, but it didn't help that she was making about $12/hour at some warehouse. I swear she drank more red wine than water and had more "gentleman callers" (her term for fuck buddies) than I could count on both hands.
what about the roomate who calls the cops on you saying you were drinking underage, but really you werent even there, and they searched your apartment anyways!!!
They also forgot "Passive Aggressive Notes Roomie" which is a cousin to "Anal Retentive Roomie". I had a room mate once who had entire arguments with me through post it notes and white out boards. I worked nights and she worked days so we never saw each other. She was seriously a neat freak so if I left a cup in the sink I would wake up the next day to a white out message written in blood red ink saying "The kitchen was FILTHY!" or a post it note on the fridge saying "You forgot to put the arm covers back on the couch"
Not sure if this qualifies as a category or just an individual experience, but I had a girl move in whose bf was an alcoholic and an angry drunk. Wouldn't have been an issue, if he hadn't been here 5 nights a week. In one month he wrecked a whole bunch of our stuff, most notably the bathroom door. Three kicks with boots on and we didn't have a bathroom door for a week, which meant nobody could use the loo or the shower. Fortunately, the crap her bf was pulling got her kicked out by the landlord after that first month (fine, we tattled on her. Wouldn't you?), but I still had to spend a week living on a friends couch, because his house had a fucking door for the bathroom.
why would you not shit because you don't have a door. why not say to whoever else is there, i'm going to be doing some private stuff in the toilet now, don't come in. Or do you pretend to your roommate that you have no digestive system.
Ever heard of a sheet thumbtacked over the door until you could make it to Home Depot or the Door Store or wherever the fuck you buy a door? Or was the bathroom door just a convenient excuse for mooching off of your friend for a week?
Some say I'm too cynical, but I don't trust them at all.
how about the closet serial killer...or the part time clown...or the leader of a cult...those would all suck ass alot..ohhh man the great white shark! He'd eat you! LAME!
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I personally enjoyed my roomate who had most of these wonderful qualities, but added a little spice of his own. Buying three shit flinging ferrets, constantly taking a crap with no tp (don't ask how he solved that problem), and deciding that if he never showered and didn't wash his festering clothes that he cut down on the water bill.
I used to throw things just to see if he had sense enough to move.
Combination of dead beat & slob & desperate cry baby.
He couldn't pay the rent, couldn't flush the toliet, and went on and on about his divorce 15 years before. Would wait in the kitchen most of the night waiting for one of us to come in so he could cry on their shoulder.
Guess it was better than my friend that had a four pack a day smoker and never took a shower roommate.
What about the angry drunk roommate, you know the one who gets wasted then tries to attack you (or a friend because you didn't say hi to them or because they thought you were plotting about them behind there back?
I have the opposite of number three. My roommate has a boyfriend who NEVER. FREAKIN. LEAVES. In fact, he's here right now. And he'll be here tomorrow morning, afternoon, evening and most likely late into the night. I hate him (everybody, including him and my roommate, knows that). He's rude to me, talks back to me, and curses. A lot. Worst of all, he cooks all his meals here and doesn't clean up the messes till hours later (and the food smells bad too). And we have a tiny kitchen, so some days (like tonight) I'm dying of starvation cause he didn't feel like cleaning up his crap. Oh wait... I hear him in the kitchen now cleaning it up... It's too late for dinner now. Thank you asshole...
You guys are missing the worst one. Obese Identity Theft roommate.
My last roomate weighed in at over 400 lbs (I think he got to a point where he just couldn't weigh himself on a conventional scale anymore), but he had no job and really really nice stuff. He was a mixture of every awful roomate you could have since he lived in the living room for three months straight, arms length from his huge plasma tv, ps3, turn tables, super nice stereo, and comic books. Like I said, he didn't have a job, but had nicer things than my parents.
After he moved out, I come to find that he had stolen a family friends identity throughout his entire time in college, and had been living through their checking account. So when you sum up the fact that he was a douche and a theif, as well as calculate in all the troubles of living with a 400 lb man, you end up with probably one of the worst human beings on the planet.
You should be allowed to file for the death penalty in the same way you file for a restraining order...
How 'bout that. Was the person from Janesville Wisconsin and was he occasionally referred to by the epithet 'Homeless'? If so, then you and I had the same roommate!
He also stole a few thousand dollars from me. Not very fun.
what about the sweaty hands rommate. I had to thoroughly wash out everything he touched, also he snoored, smoke constantly, seemed to not have shoulders and to top all of that would listen to music but never actually finish a whole song just get about 30 seconds in then change it, hell.
you completely forgot Religious guy/girl. Everyone knows that person who is family oriented at 20 and wants 2.5 kids and catholic wedding. It's creepiness is usually heightened by the fact that the person through years of family fun times and church groups had next to nil for human interaction skills and usually says things that says like it came from Leave it to Beaver. They never swear and don't hate people. Which as a person who swears as like a sailor, enjoys sex and feels adametly about "it's none of your buisness what goes in my vagina, or what i take out of my uterus", liberal, pro-gay rights, fine art student, made me re-think why i was friends let alone roommates with this person. Then again 5 people in an apartment will make you hate everyone. The religious roommate is also known for annoying parents and hideous clothing choices, also known as hand-me-downs.
you're wrong about almost everything. hand-me-downs are only occasional, and the inheritor chooses what they get. there is no such thing as a .5 child. on average, only 1/1000000 christians want a catholic wedding because of catholics being screwed up morally. leave it to beaver is very, very, very, very lame. i would go as far as saying it is stupid enough to make my pastor vomit out of his nose. there are zero family fun times, because family is not fun. my sister by what music she listens to and stuff she does curses worse than you. the whole point of religion is that people are screwed up and God forgives you for that. lots of people with "religious"-assuming you mean Christian- morals are so liberal it would make you wet your pants. there are "religious people" that march in gay rights parades. the person consistentley bothering you about you had sex last night is probably just jealous that you don't have a moral obligation to wait and therefore prevent STDS. like hiv. which turns into aids. which i have been told limits your diet a lot, and if you eat wrong once you get close to being terminal, if not so. most christians masturbate in self pity. i don't. my choice. i don't like sticking my hand in that area. i see little wrong with doing so. stop generalizing me and STFU.
as a strong Christian, i personally don't care what my roommates' moral views are, nor do i care about their activities, as long as i'm not immediately affected (or awakened by late night escapades) i won't complain.
I lived with a roommate who pooped and it would explode onto the seat. Also she would somehow get her blood on the wall and all over the roll of toilet paper. The slob is the most known roommate. The female slob is very unique, she also left used pad on her desk. When my other male roommate walked in to shut off her alarm she left on he brushed up against it and then realized what it was, he was horrified. When she ate halloween candy we were exposed to green and orange poop 3 days in a row, orange the first day when she and her boyfriend ate candy corn and orange reeses penutbutter cups. Green came from the other candies she ate the next day, gummi candies. She also weighed 300lbs and ate bacon and butter like it was the only food around. Nothing says awesome like Female slob, she's usually much worse than the guy.
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April 6th, 2009 at 05:49 pm
I see your point, but if you room with the Hamburglar, that's your own fault.
September 24th, 2009 at 04:27 pm
WORD!
April 6th, 2009 at 05:11 pm
How about "Guy who's girlfriend is always over" only that girlfriend is extremely loud (even if you are in your room with the door closed you can hear her laughing or crying at all times), obnoxious, asks you for any left over vicodin from when you had surgery because she has period-cramps, and every little thing is a huge drama that involves lots of loud crying or yelling. Possibly bipolar but not on meds. Also your roommate is in love with her, so he resents you when you eventually can't take it anymore and you break down and have a long conversation explaining why you can't stand his girlfriend and if he could not have her over so often, and despite it all you somehow still feel horrible for doing it because for some reason he likes her so much.
April 6th, 2009 at 06:14 pm
Just have sex with the girlfriend...problem solved
August 30th, 2009 at 05:59 am
Quit snaking my wave bro, I'm in love
April 6th, 2009 at 05:14 pm
What about the closet homosexual roomate. The one that says he loves you when he gets too drunk and tries to do things to your penis.
April 6th, 2009 at 05:26 pm
I think you might be confused. This list was about BAD roommates.
April 6th, 2009 at 05:51 pm
I think anonymous is a butt pirate!
April 6th, 2009 at 06:05 pm
in all fairness, it is difficult to refuse some a bj/hj; in all cases you can just drink the shame away
April 6th, 2009 at 06:13 pm
Then you develop a drinking problem, and you pay for it by letting homosexuals give you bj/hj....it is a vicious circle of bj's, drinking, and shame
April 6th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Dad?
September 19th, 2009 at 09:40 am
wat?
April 6th, 2009 at 05:44 pm
OK those are all bad, but what about the roommate who acts normal one day. Then when you get home the next day All of his shit is gone. You have find out from his girlfriend that the pussy just left.
July 28th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Unless he left with you hanging with bills, and some of your shit, perhaps it's best he simply took off.
April 6th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
The roommate with the pet that pisses/chews on your stuff.
April 6th, 2009 at 06:12 pm
My first roommate...
Acted all cool with me the first few weeks, then suddenly gave me the cold shoulder. I would try saying hi to her (yes, I was living with a platonic female roommate) and she would just ignore me.
She was wanting so bad to be some high society rich upper class upper crust lady, but it didn't help that she was making about $12/hour at some warehouse. I swear she drank more red wine than water and had more "gentleman callers" (her term for fuck buddies) than I could count on both hands.
April 6th, 2009 at 06:22 pm
what about the roomate who calls the cops on you saying you were drinking underage, but really you werent even there, and they searched your apartment anyways!!!
April 6th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
They also forgot "Passive Aggressive Notes Roomie" which is a cousin to "Anal Retentive Roomie". I had a room mate once who had entire arguments with me through post it notes and white out boards. I worked nights and she worked days so we never saw each other. She was seriously a neat freak so if I left a cup in the sink I would wake up the next day to a white out message written in blood red ink saying "The kitchen was FILTHY!" or a post it note on the fridge saying "You forgot to put the arm covers back on the couch"
April 6th, 2009 at 07:38 pm
wow. maybe you and i had the same roommate! i hated those white boards....
April 6th, 2009 at 07:56 pm
Yes, that's a good roommate. I had one who would leave notes that said "Stop teabagging me when I'm sleeping!"
April 7th, 2009 at 03:52 am
How did she know if she was sleeping? Did she install a camera?
April 7th, 2009 at 07:02 am
How do you know she was a she?
April 7th, 2009 at 06:57 am
OMG! I used to work for that woman! Always fun to get back to work after a day off to a thousand angry post-its.
April 17th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I live with 2 such people, it sucks.
April 6th, 2009 at 07:16 pm
Not sure if this qualifies as a category or just an individual experience, but I had a girl move in whose bf was an alcoholic and an angry drunk. Wouldn't have been an issue, if he hadn't been here 5 nights a week. In one month he wrecked a whole bunch of our stuff, most notably the bathroom door. Three kicks with boots on and we didn't have a bathroom door for a week, which meant nobody could use the loo or the shower. Fortunately, the crap her bf was pulling got her kicked out by the landlord after that first month (fine, we tattled on her. Wouldn't you?), but I still had to spend a week living on a friends couch, because his house had a fucking door for the bathroom.
July 30th, 2009 at 09:50 am
why would you not shit because you don't have a door. why not say to whoever else is there, i'm going to be doing some private stuff in the toilet now, don't come in. Or do you pretend to your roommate that you have no digestive system.
October 29th, 2009 at 02:18 am
Ever heard of a sheet thumbtacked over the door until you could make it to Home Depot or the Door Store or wherever the fuck you buy a door? Or was the bathroom door just a convenient excuse for mooching off of your friend for a week?
Some say I'm too cynical, but I don't trust them at all.
April 6th, 2009 at 07:30 pm
how about the closet serial killer...or the part time clown...or the leader of a cult...those would all suck ass alot..ohhh man the great white shark! He'd eat you! LAME!
http://tsanda.wordpress.com/
April 8th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
GREAT WHITE SHARK
winner winner chicken dinner
April 6th, 2009 at 07:48 pm
I personally enjoyed my roomate who had most of these wonderful qualities, but added a little spice of his own. Buying three shit flinging ferrets, constantly taking a crap with no tp (don't ask how he solved that problem), and deciding that if he never showered and didn't wash his festering clothes that he cut down on the water bill.
I used to throw things just to see if he had sense enough to move.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:02 pm
Combination of dead beat & slob & desperate cry baby.
He couldn't pay the rent, couldn't flush the toliet, and went on and on about his divorce 15 years before. Would wait in the kitchen most of the night waiting for one of us to come in so he could cry on their shoulder.
Guess it was better than my friend that had a four pack a day smoker and never took a shower roommate.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:09 pm
What about the angry drunk roommate, you know the one who gets wasted then tries to attack you (or a friend because you didn't say hi to them or because they thought you were plotting about them behind there back?
April 6th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
I have the opposite of number three. My roommate has a boyfriend who NEVER. FREAKIN. LEAVES. In fact, he's here right now. And he'll be here tomorrow morning, afternoon, evening and most likely late into the night. I hate him (everybody, including him and my roommate, knows that). He's rude to me, talks back to me, and curses. A lot. Worst of all, he cooks all his meals here and doesn't clean up the messes till hours later (and the food smells bad too). And we have a tiny kitchen, so some days (like tonight) I'm dying of starvation cause he didn't feel like cleaning up his crap. Oh wait... I hear him in the kitchen now cleaning it up... It's too late for dinner now. Thank you asshole...
April 6th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
sis?? is that you??
April 7th, 2009 at 10:15 am
What do you mean he "talks back to me"??
Isn't that some shit you say to a little kid?
July 30th, 2009 at 09:52 am
indeed, you must have some authority
April 6th, 2009 at 08:22 pm
You guys are missing the worst one. Obese Identity Theft roommate.
My last roomate weighed in at over 400 lbs (I think he got to a point where he just couldn't weigh himself on a conventional scale anymore), but he had no job and really really nice stuff. He was a mixture of every awful roomate you could have since he lived in the living room for three months straight, arms length from his huge plasma tv, ps3, turn tables, super nice stereo, and comic books. Like I said, he didn't have a job, but had nicer things than my parents.
After he moved out, I come to find that he had stolen a family friends identity throughout his entire time in college, and had been living through their checking account. So when you sum up the fact that he was a douche and a theif, as well as calculate in all the troubles of living with a 400 lb man, you end up with probably one of the worst human beings on the planet.
You should be allowed to file for the death penalty in the same way you file for a restraining order...
April 14th, 2009 at 09:34 am
How 'bout that. Was the person from Janesville Wisconsin and was he occasionally referred to by the epithet 'Homeless'? If so, then you and I had the same roommate!
He also stole a few thousand dollars from me. Not very fun.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:23 pm
what about the sweaty hands rommate. I had to thoroughly wash out everything he touched, also he snoored, smoke constantly, seemed to not have shoulders and to top all of that would listen to music but never actually finish a whole song just get about 30 seconds in then change it, hell.
April 6th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I had one of those. Come to find out he was a crackhead.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
You forgot "the crazy bitch" roommate. The one girl that seems cool at first, but after living with her for a while you find out she's a crazy bitch.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:29 pm
yeah, its turns out that I am that person, it takes a speacial type of person to put up with your craziness, they usually don't stay long.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:28 pm
you completely forgot Religious guy/girl. Everyone knows that person who is family oriented at 20 and wants 2.5 kids and catholic wedding. It's creepiness is usually heightened by the fact that the person through years of family fun times and church groups had next to nil for human interaction skills and usually says things that says like it came from Leave it to Beaver. They never swear and don't hate people. Which as a person who swears as like a sailor, enjoys sex and feels adametly about "it's none of your buisness what goes in my vagina, or what i take out of my uterus", liberal, pro-gay rights, fine art student, made me re-think why i was friends let alone roommates with this person. Then again 5 people in an apartment will make you hate everyone. The religious roommate is also known for annoying parents and hideous clothing choices, also known as hand-me-downs.
April 8th, 2009 at 04:26 pm
you're wrong about almost everything. hand-me-downs are only occasional, and the inheritor chooses what they get. there is no such thing as a .5 child. on average, only 1/1000000 christians want a catholic wedding because of catholics being screwed up morally. leave it to beaver is very, very, very, very lame. i would go as far as saying it is stupid enough to make my pastor vomit out of his nose. there are zero family fun times, because family is not fun. my sister by what music she listens to and stuff she does curses worse than you. the whole point of religion is that people are screwed up and God forgives you for that. lots of people with "religious"-assuming you mean Christian- morals are so liberal it would make you wet your pants. there are "religious people" that march in gay rights parades. the person consistentley bothering you about you had sex last night is probably just jealous that you don't have a moral obligation to wait and therefore prevent STDS. like hiv. which turns into aids. which i have been told limits your diet a lot, and if you eat wrong once you get close to being terminal, if not so. most christians masturbate in self pity. i don't. my choice. i don't like sticking my hand in that area. i see little wrong with doing so. stop generalizing me and STFU.
April 12th, 2009 at 08:17 am
you must be catholic. those stds you mentioned can be prevented with condoms, you know. its people like you who spread aids in africa. fuckin pope
June 8th, 2009 at 08:58 am
that is just stupid
April 10th, 2009 at 05:52 am
as a strong Christian, i personally don't care what my roommates' moral views are, nor do i care about their activities, as long as i'm not immediately affected (or awakened by late night escapades) i won't complain.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:36 pm
I lived with a roommate who pooped and it would explode onto the seat. Also she would somehow get her blood on the wall and all over the roll of toilet paper. The slob is the most known roommate. The female slob is very unique, she also left used pad on her desk. When my other male roommate walked in to shut off her alarm she left on he brushed up against it and then realized what it was, he was horrified. When she ate halloween candy we were exposed to green and orange poop 3 days in a row, orange the first day when she and her boyfriend ate candy corn and orange reeses penutbutter cups. Green came from the other candies she ate the next day, gummi candies. She also weighed 300lbs and ate bacon and butter like it was the only food around. Nothing says awesome like Female slob, she's usually much worse than the guy.
April 11th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the female slob or the fact that you've noted and recorded the colours and days on which she pooped.
April 6th, 2009 at 08:52 pm
Funny, the secular humanist tops my list of worst roommates....
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