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When I was a kid, a black woman only cost a nickel and you had enough money left over to get yourself a soda pop for the store! They used to come in glass bottles… those were the days.
Thats funny.
tl;dr
Today, count yourself lucky if you can find black women to buy at the black market.
i bet you still cum in a glass bottle.
Why would anyone cum in a glass bottle?
That’s some funny shit, right there.
Cool story, Bro.
99-cent pussy? probably has more crabs than a coral reef…
Thats still great value.
Too bad crabs don’t frequent reefs.
so someone would pay .99 to walk around and smell like a pussy or a black woman….?
someone wouldnt?
i would smell like pussy but not that bottle of piss next to it
Ya see. You have to purchase both of those bottles and when used together, it acts as a repellant for Black Men. Not one jigga-boo will even come close to you when you smell like Black Pussy. It’s a combination of week-old, burnt cat-fish and coco-butter, sprinkled in with a bit of Malt Liquor and Newports.
i didnt get it, Lol so you spray this so your smell be like a pussy? Lol
Wow I always wanted my girl to smell like a black womens pussy.
thats fucking disgusting you fucking asshole go give your daddy a rusty trombone
I picked this hottie up once at a truck stop thinking I was going to get lucky and for a minute it was true. Then her pants came off, I could hear the ocean, smell the fish, and see the crabs! I put her out as fast as could. Man that was a close call!!