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99-Cent-Pussy

19 Responses to "99-Cent Pussy"

  1. Futureman says:

    Thats funny.

  2. interwebs says:

    tl;dr

  3. Mulholland says:

    Today, count yourself lucky if you can find black women to buy at the black market.

  4. fried profound says:

    i bet you still cum in a glass bottle.

  5. Mulholland says:

    Why would anyone cum in a glass bottle?

  6. Marionette says:

    Cool story, Bro.

  7. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    That’s some funny shit, right there.

  8. HerbertKoch says:

    When I was a kid, a black woman only cost a nickel and you had enough money left over to get yourself a soda pop for the store! They used to come in glass bottles… those were the days.

  9. mee nigga says:

    thats fucking disgusting you fucking asshole go give your daddy a rusty trombone

  10. caf feind cat says:

    Wow I always wanted my girl to smell like a black womens pussy.

  11. clockwork says:

    99-cent pussy? probably has more crabs than a coral reef…

  12. Dspayre says:

    Thats still great value.

  13. fourteenlines says:

    Too bad crabs don’t frequent reefs.

  14. HARMmissile says:

    I picked this hottie up once at a truck stop thinking I was going to get lucky and for a minute it was true. Then her pants came off, I could hear the ocean, smell the fish, and see the crabs! I put her out as fast as could. Man that was a close call!!

  15. didnt get it Lol says:

    i didnt get it, Lol so you spray this so your smell be like a pussy? Lol

  16. Bite It says:

    so someone would pay .99 to walk around and smell like a pussy or a black woman….?

  17. mee nigga says:

    i would smell like pussy but not that bottle of piss next to it

  18. Anønymous says:

    someone wouldnt?

  19. Michael Richards says:

    Ya see. You have to purchase both of those bottles and when used together, it acts as a repellant for Black Men. Not one jigga-boo will even come close to you when you smell like Black Pussy. It’s a combination of week-old, burnt cat-fish and coco-butter, sprinkled in with a bit of Malt Liquor and Newports.