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A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart.

This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you’re not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don’t worry. We’re here to help. Use this handy flowchart to determine if you should cheer for the “cheese heads” or the “three-river rapists.”

23 Responses to "A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV"

  1. Tyler says:

    Do you believe that No sometimes means Yes?
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    No – - – - – > Yes

    …genius, well done Taco, well done.

  2. Matt says:

    That “shit-stain town” is one of the most historically relevant and respected franchises in all of football…so…good game?

    • EggoROYffle says:

      The town remains a shit-stain, regardless of the tradition a team that plays there has. Your argument is invalid.

  3. ty says:

    The last choice confuses me, wasn’t it the Steelers who got nailed?