A Sneak Peek At Hallmark’s Greeting Cards For The Unemployed

When you’re unemployed and struggling to scrape together some cash to do anything, the last thing you need is a Hallmark card trying to cheer you up. And that’s exactly what Hallmark is trying to do.

With employment being so high, Hallmark is taking this opportunity to release a line of cards sympathetic to the unemployed, in case you want to be the unlucky asshole that gets punched in the neck by a guy that was fired from his job 8 months ago and still can’t find a job to support his family.

We managed to get a sneak peak at some of the new cards. Let’s see what kind of cards you may have coming in the mail soon. Oh, what’s that? You’re currently employed? Ha! Yeah…about that…