WOW how intelligent...i guess i am typing constantly on my sleek macbook right next to the fryer in some restaurant....good observation....and FYI..lube is used for women too not just homos like u....but they dont teach A&P in special ed....too bad 4 u
WOW...you have a "sleek" macbook? is it a pro? You are so cool. do you lube up to touch your macbook? i bet its riddled with gay porn
How do you know what is taught in special ed?
well maybe YOU would need the lube, since your used to fucking all the stars from the Golden Girls, but the girls I fuck don't need that shit. So I guess that means more for you and your aching Anal Cavity!!!!!!
wow. these are all fightin words. lets just rejoice in the fact that lube was created for heterosexual anal sex as well, not just two dudes with matching junk.
why does everyone always have to be dissing lube?
Hey wait a minute ANON........Nut rubbing and sack rash??? You sound very familiar with these conditions, are you Lubematsers gay cousin with whom he enjoys these things you speak of?
Yeah, just accept your gayness and the rest of the world will follow MR.Lube
Just wrap it to prevent the spread of aids
unless you are a bottom boy, you should still get your partner to wear a condom
it makes sense now why you like lube so much
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June 12th, 2009 at 11:10 am
wheres the fag thats always 1st?
June 12th, 2009 at 11:21 am
first
June 12th, 2009 at 11:21 am
^^^^ he's two comments up ^^^^^
June 12th, 2009 at 11:32 am
pretty funny coming from a guy who fancies himself as the lubemaster
do you miss prison?
June 12th, 2009 at 11:36 am
no i dont....i am in prison now...its called work....u can get back to touching urself and tasting it
June 12th, 2009 at 11:38 am
dont burn the fries
June 12th, 2009 at 11:41 am
WOW how intelligent...i guess i am typing constantly on my sleek macbook right next to the fryer in some restaurant....good observation....and FYI..lube is used for women too not just homos like u....but they dont teach A&P in special ed....too bad 4 u
June 12th, 2009 at 11:48 am
WOW...you have a "sleek" macbook? is it a pro? You are so cool. do you lube up to touch your macbook? i bet its riddled with gay porn
How do you know what is taught in special ed?
June 12th, 2009 at 11:51 am
i will not entertain u further...have a swell day...or should i say "swollen" day......bitch....
June 12th, 2009 at 11:53 am
ditto
June 12th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
flame wusses!
June 12th, 2009 at 09:32 pm
Still, Lube's first post was damn funny in my opinion.
June 14th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
i wana see how far to the rite this thing can go...
June 14th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
it's getting closer...
June 14th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
ooh baby that's so close.
June 14th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
oh man dangerously close...
June 14th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
it's gettin kinda tight in here...
June 14th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
i cnt breathe!
June 14th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
aahhh
June 14th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
yea
June 14th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
haha
June 14th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
haha
June 15th, 2009 at 09:04 pm
lick the fuck out of my ball sack and then tongue my asshole
June 15th, 2009 at 09:06 pm
HELP! FUCK! I CAN'T FUCKIN BREATHE! NOT EVEN JOKING! SERIOUSLY, FUCKIN HELP!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 08:13 am
IThinkIfYouWantToSeeHowFarToTheRightYouCanGetYouWillHaveToPutInALongLineLikeThisOne...
June 16th, 2009 at 08:13 am
Fail
August 24th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
I'm drunk! What are you guys doing all the way to the right?
June 13th, 2009 at 04:20 am
Hey...lubemaster leaving...these...shitty intervals...don't add the suspense you're looking...for...you come across...retarded.
Also, you come across the retarded in your spesh ed class because you love all the gay porn stored on your sleek mac G5.
You are such a tool.
June 13th, 2009 at 03:52 pm
WTF are you talking about....did mom put you out?
June 15th, 2009 at 05:57 am
Nah, it's summer, schools out, he's too young to get a job and he's getting bored with jerking off.
June 14th, 2009 at 10:48 am
These ... are called ellipses ... just FYI ...
June 16th, 2009 at 05:27 pm
well maybe YOU would need the lube, since your used to fucking all the stars from the Golden Girls, but the girls I fuck don't need that shit. So I guess that means more for you and your aching Anal Cavity!!!!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
Fucking FAIL, dude. Your insults suck. Kill yourself.
June 17th, 2009 at 03:22 pm
DUDE!!!!!!!!
June 19th, 2009 at 01:06 pm
Dude???
June 12th, 2009 at 11:21 am
talk about photoshop
June 12th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
this was funny till you came along.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Actually, I think he decided to use the name 'Lubemaster' after spending a night with your mom. I too found her rather tight.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:50 am
you got me
my mom, ha ha
June 12th, 2009 at 11:52 am
mmmm, his mom told me that you were too small to need lube, but you took the dildo like champ
June 12th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Champ Bailey?
June 16th, 2009 at 05:29 pm
Yeah! Like me! Didn't know about my dildo handling abilities???............................asshole
June 12th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
wow. these are all fightin words. lets just rejoice in the fact that lube was created for heterosexual anal sex as well, not just two dudes with matching junk.
why does everyone always have to be dissing lube?
June 12th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
i dont diss lube...i embrace it...i master it!!!! the lube is my friend
June 12th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
sweety, the girl is the one who is supposed to embrace it. not judging your lifestyle, just saying...
June 12th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
sweety, i embrace it too...u ever heard of a chaffed genitals...try not to...
June 12th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
that "a" was a typo b4 someone points it out...
June 12th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Dude, if you are gay its ok
you dont have to hide it
everyone understands nut rubbing causes chaffing and sack rash
master your lube and his ass
be proud
June 16th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
Hey wait a minute ANON........Nut rubbing and sack rash??? You sound very familiar with these conditions, are you Lubematsers gay cousin with whom he enjoys these things you speak of?
June 12th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Yeah, just accept your gayness and the rest of the world will follow MR.Lube
Just wrap it to prevent the spread of aids
unless you are a bottom boy, you should still get your partner to wear a condom
it makes sense now why you like lube so much
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