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Lube is only required if you havent mastered the technique of arousing the woman to the point of natural wetness. You use Lube to make your job of getting off in three pumps.. if that… well, thats what your sister said at least.
gentleman! (and the two dudes who posted as rachel) you delightful bickering has put a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches, and if i weren’t heterosexual i’d like to pick all you boys up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me daddy! that said, solo masturbation can also be quite satisfactory with the application of lubricant! not that i have to tell you!!!
Win. … I think.
Lol.. Another place to flame war…
UGH, the Internet… Best invention ever.
I think, you and your fucking gay uncle up there, most definitely win…… A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!
(if i had one i’d give it to you)
win for sure… minus the implication that im a dude. the other rachel might be, but certainly not i. it would be great to have a peen for a day or two though… id totally be a flasher.
if you’re not a dude ur a dumb fucking chick…what chick participates on a site that makes a mockery of them and everything they stand for….dumb bitch(man)
You may not have a dick, but you’re definitely not a female.
“Where’s Daddy. He was suppose to come and pick us up from the playground like an hour ago.”
FAGGY..what the hell is a FAGGY….apparently u are a DUMMY…stop abusing the English language pre skool drop out…and what the fuck are you YO…a chris brown song….u must be a fan of his…chronic dick abuser….let ur penis rest sometimes…it will alleviate the stinging…
Faggy Line Lubemaster
WIN Rachel
sounds like you’ve been there before
the type of chick that participates in such mockery is one like me. i agree that a vast majority of girls are dumb and dont know honest labor besides the strain of swiping daddy’s credit card all day. i also dig that this site isnt like the hundreds are great and then get popular and start dramatically declining in order to gain a bigger, more ignorant fan base.
you guys are having so much fun playing two comments one cup i will let u continue…
Dude, if you are gay its ok
you dont have to hide it
everyone understands nut rubbing causes chaffing and sack rash
master your lube and his ass
be proud
huh, i guess some people cant get their own names when jumping into these threads. oh well, im like highlander… there can only be one
Yeah, just accept your gayness and the rest of the world will follow MR.Lube
Just wrap it to prevent the spread of aids
unless you are a bottom boy, you should still get your partner to wear a condom
it makes sense now why you like lube so much
How kind of you ball licker.
that “a” was a typo b4 someone points it out…
sweety, i embrace it too…u ever heard of a chaffed genitals…try not to…
sweety, the girl is the one who is supposed to embrace it. not judging your lifestyle, just saying…
Hey wait a minute ANON……..Nut rubbing and sack rash??? You sound very familiar with these conditions, are you Lubematsers gay cousin with whom he enjoys these things you speak of?
what about that b4 shit? typo too, or were you playing battle shits????
Champ Bailey?
Yeah! Like me! Didn’t know about my dildo handling abilities???……………………….asshole
Hey…lubemaster leaving…these…shitty intervals…don’t add the suspense you’re looking…for…you come across…retarded.
Also, you come across the retarded in your spesh ed class because you love all the gay porn stored on your sleek mac G5.
You are such a tool.
WOW…you have a “sleek” macbook? is it a pro? You are so cool. do you lube up to touch your macbook? i bet its riddled with gay porn
How do you know what is taught in special ed?
i will not entertain u further…have a swell day…or should i say “swollen” day……bitch….
lick the fuck out of my ball sack and then tongue my asshole
HELP! FUCK! I CAN’T FUCKIN BREATHE! NOT EVEN JOKING! SERIOUSLY, FUCKIN HELP!!!
WTF are you talking about….did mom put you out?
Still, Lube’s first post was damn funny in my opinion.
Nah, it’s summer, schools out, he’s too young to get a job and he’s getting bored with jerking off.
flame wusses!
haha
it’s gettin kinda tight in here…
i cnt breathe!
aahhh
yea
haha
ooh baby that’s so close.
it’s getting closer…
i wana see how far to the rite this thing can go…
oh man dangerously close…
^^^^ he’s two comments up ^^^^^
no i dont….i am in prison now…its called work….u can get back to touching urself and tasting it
dont burn the fries
WOW how intelligent…i guess i am typing constantly on my sleek macbook right next to the fryer in some restaurant….good observation….and FYI..lube is used for women too not just homos like u….but they dont teach A&P in special ed….too bad 4 u
pretty funny coming from a guy who fancies himself as the lubemaster
do you miss prison?
These … are called ellipses … just FYI …
ditto
Fucking FAIL, dude. Your insults suck. Kill yourself.
IThinkIfYouWantToSeeHowFarToTheRightYouCanGetYouWillHaveToPutInALongLineLikeThisOne…
Fail
well maybe YOU would need the lube, since your used to fucking all the stars from the Golden Girls, but the girls I fuck don’t need that shit. So I guess that means more for you and your aching Anal Cavity!!!!!!
I’m drunk! What are you guys doing all the way to the right?
DUDE!!!!!!!!
Dude???
Lol its about time someone commented on this picture lol.
The fat kid launched his last teeter totter partner and SPLAT!
you got me
my mom, ha ha
Actually, I think he decided to use the name ‘Lubemaster’ after spending a night with your mom. I too found her rather tight.
mmmm, his mom told me that you were too small to need lube, but you took the dildo like champ
wow. these are all fightin words. lets just rejoice in the fact that lube was created for heterosexual anal sex as well, not just two dudes with matching junk.
why does everyone always have to be dissing lube?
i dont diss lube…i embrace it…i master it!!!! the lube is my friend
this was funny till you came along.
talk about photoshop
arent we?
interesting.
Speaking of Lube you can watch all lube in action with this gay porn.
Yes. We all know how G-man gets when he can’t get his gay porn.
If your going to make a funny by imitating horny chick, at least link some gay porn to it in case we aren’t entertained by the comment itself.
Speaking of someone commenting on some shit that has nothing to do with the fucking picture posted……..GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!
thank you. you would have broken my heart by interrupting such a thrilling game of “hey, i can have your name too.” im gonna get back to that now.
Lube is my friend
first
wheres the fag thats always 1st?
Are we ever entertained by Horny Chick’s comments? Or yours?
helloooo repressed memories
Sometimes it’s important to hear about someone’s genital chafing.
LOL, yeah … I wasted my time scrolling through bullshit.