College mascots are meant to strike fear and intimidation into the heart of their opponents, and often to reflect some attribute of the school's region. But we think that sometimes mascots don't accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they'd serve as a more accurate symbol of their college. Here are 8 college mascots that we'd like to see changed:
The Arizona State University Meth Lab
The University of Florida Dicks Drawn on People's Faces
The UC Berkeley Militant Lesbians
The Duke University Huge F*ckin' Blue Pricks
The University of Nebraska Drunk Dudes Lost in a Field
The University of Southern California Parents' Rent Checks
The University of Arizona Crippling School-Wide Budget Crisis
The Oregon State Real Reason Why You Decided On Oregon State
"But we think that sometimes mascots don't accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they'd serve as a more accurate symbol of their college."
Protip: Use a thesaurus and find a synonym for "accurate" and then maybe that sentence will be less retarded.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
June 18th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Not bad, though I think there are way methier (is that a word?) schools than ASU. But I guess thats more clever than a giant keg.
June 18th, 2009 at 11:48 am
I agree. I think Oklahoma, Tennessee or Arkansas would be better "Meth" Schools
June 18th, 2009 at 08:29 pm
If we're talking Meth schools, Fresno State wins hands down.
June 18th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Actually, Oregon State is the "farm" school and the University of Oregon is the "hippie" school, so for OSU you'd want a sheep in that picture.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Very true! The school actually raises farm animals on the property. Univ. of Oregon would be the pot school!
June 19th, 2009 at 09:32 am
Exactly Oregon State should have a sheep and The University of Oregon should be the pot school.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Yes, Florida students draw on people's faces.
We do this because we are better than everyone else....and all you weak pussies pass out early.
Gators rule....if you're not a Gator than you're Gator bait.
June 18th, 2009 at 01:17 pm
are you joking?
June 18th, 2009 at 01:46 pm
i think he's being serious, which ups the hilarity ten-fold.
June 19th, 2009 at 01:40 pm
He's not a gator, he goes to Santa Fe CC
June 19th, 2009 at 02:09 pm
it's "then" not "than." glad to see you're getting an education.
August 20th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
Tyler u r a giant tool, learn how 2 spell u gator hillbilly
June 18th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
How about Gator Hater. Dicks.
June 18th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Our mascot is a dude dressed as a bulldog. It has to wear human clothes because the administration doesn't believe that the bulldog should be "nude".
Silly Christian private schools.
June 18th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
Gators < garbage
June 18th, 2009 at 02:08 pm
Reading that douchey comment from Tyler just makes me want to see Georgia decimate Florida even more this year
June 18th, 2009 at 02:13 pm
Right, and that's really gonna happen, just like it did last year, and 16 out of the last 18 times they've played.
Grow a fuckin pair and root for a real team dumbass.
June 18th, 2009 at 03:11 pm
Meh. Kind of a regional humor, this one.
http://casualencounters.com/blog/
June 18th, 2009 at 03:31 pm
As a University of Nebraska alumni, I find the "Drunk Dudes Lost in a Field" to be frickin' hilarious.
June 18th, 2009 at 06:03 pm
Second!
September 28th, 2009 at 07:16 am
You're an alumnus, douche. Alumni is plural. Glad to see your Nebraska education is paying off. Go grow some corn.
June 18th, 2009 at 03:58 pm
All the laughing from UA students just turned into a collective "Oh...yeah. Shit."
June 22nd, 2009 at 03:15 pm
seriously, at least I'm not an ASU student tho. heh
June 18th, 2009 at 04:25 pm
"But we think that sometimes mascots don't accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they'd serve as a more accurate symbol of their college."
Protip: Use a thesaurus and find a synonym for "accurate" and then maybe that sentence will be less retarded.
June 18th, 2009 at 07:09 pm
Protip: Shut the fuck up.
June 18th, 2009 at 07:50 pm
If there was a true party school this kid would be the schools founder and mascot
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=1238
June 18th, 2009 at 09:02 pm
How do you confuse University of Oregon and Oregon State...Eugene is the biggest hippie heaven in Oregon, I've never seen pot smoked so casually.
June 19th, 2009 at 01:25 am
thats funny.. and I really need to learn photo shop... but what about the funniest college signs!
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=893
June 19th, 2009 at 03:53 am
USC one is so true lol
June 19th, 2009 at 04:42 am
School sex two girls with guard
June 19th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
The ASU one should've been NAU. Just sayin'
June 19th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
Ohio State really needs to be on here in some form...
June 19th, 2009 at 02:05 pm
Really crappy Photoshop work
July 1st, 2009 at 01:21 pm
Wow, other than the photoshop job being extremely obvious, these are pretty funny. I think you missed several though. casino online
August 23rd, 2009 at 06:29 am
Wow, some people care way too much about their universities. It is just a school...
January 21st, 2010 at 03:57 pm
University of Mississippi (Ole Miss) should be a giant keg because that's all we do here.
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