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8 More Accurate College Mascots

College mascots are meant to strike fear and intimidation into the heart of their opponents, and often to reflect some attribute of the school’s region.  But we think that sometimes mascots don’t accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they’d serve as a more accurate symbol of their college.  Here are 8 college mascots that we’d like to see changed:
 
The Arizona State University Meth Lab
 
 

The University of Florida Dicks Drawn on People’s Faces
 
 
 
The UC Berkeley Militant Lesbians
 
 

 
The Duke University Huge F*ckin’ Blue Pricks
 
 
 
The University of Nebraska Drunk Dudes Lost in a Field
 
 
 
The University of Southern California Parents’ Rent Checks
 
 
 
The University of Arizona Crippling School-Wide Budget Crisis
 
 
 
The Oregon State Real Reason Why You Decided On Oregon State
 
 
 

37 Responses to "8 More Accurate College Mascots"

  1. Nigel.F says:

    Wow, other than the photoshop job being extremely obvious, these are pretty funny. I think you missed several though. casino online

  2. Mike24 says:

    All the laughing from UA students just turned into a collective “Oh…yeah. Shit.”

  3. Anonymous says:

    “But we think that sometimes mascots don’t accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they’d serve as a more accurate symbol of their college.”

    Protip: Use a thesaurus and find a synonym for “accurate” and then maybe that sentence will be less retarded.

  4. Mr. B says:

    Protip: Shut the fuck up.

  5. hmmm says:

    Wow, some people care way too much about their universities. It is just a school…

  6. Anonymous says:

    If there was a true party school this kid would be the schools founder and mascot

    http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=1238

  7. JT says:

    Ohio State really needs to be on here in some form…

  8. Carmen says:

    The ASU one should’ve been NAU. Just sayin’

  9. Cat man due says:

    seriously, at least I’m not an ASU student tho. heh

  10. Anonymous says:

    Really crappy Photoshop work

  11. Drew Austin says:

    thats funny.. and I really need to learn photo shop… but what about the funniest college signs!
    http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=893

  12. Anonymous says:

    School sex two girls with guard

  13. Anonymous says:

    How do you confuse University of Oregon and Oregon State…Eugene is the biggest hippie heaven in Oregon, I’ve never seen pot smoked so casually.

  14. Anonymous says:

    USC one is so true lol

  15. ThatGuy says:

    University of Mississippi (Ole Miss) should be a giant keg because that’s all we do here.

  16. Not something you really want to be known for.

  17. Central says:

    If we’re talking Meth schools, Fresno State wins hands down.

  18. christian says:

    are you joking?

  19. Tyler says:

    Yes, Florida students draw on people’s faces.
    We do this because we are better than everyone else….and all you weak pussies pass out early.

    Gators rule….if you’re not a Gator than you’re Gator bait.

  20. clubf00t says:

    Tyler u r a giant tool, learn how 2 spell u gator hillbilly

  21. Anonymous says:

    He’s not a gator, he goes to Santa Fe CC

  22. Anonymous says:

    it’s “then” not “than.” glad to see you’re getting an education.

  23. Anonymous says:

    i think he’s being serious, which ups the hilarity ten-fold.

  24. mcrapey says:

    I agree. I think Oklahoma, Tennessee or Arkansas would be better “Meth” Schools

  25. Anonymous says:

    Not bad, though I think there are way methier (is that a word?) schools than ASU. But I guess thats more clever than a giant keg.

  26. corn liquor says:

    Second!

  27. Grundle King says:

    As a University of Nebraska alumni, I find the “Drunk Dudes Lost in a Field” to be frickin’ hilarious.

  28. Camel Tao says:

    You’re an alumnus, douche. Alumni is plural. Glad to see your Nebraska education is paying off. Go grow some corn.

  29. Anonymous says:

    How about Gator Hater. Dicks.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Gators < garbage

  31. Anonymous says:

    Very true! The school actually raises farm animals on the property. Univ. of Oregon would be the pot school!

  32. Anonymous says:

    Actually, Oregon State is the “farm” school and the University of Oregon is the “hippie” school, so for OSU you’d want a sheep in that picture.

  33. casualencounters.com/blog says:

    Meh. Kind of a regional humor, this one.

    http://casualencounters.com/blog/

  34. Anonymous says:

    Exactly Oregon State should have a sheep and The University of Oregon should be the pot school.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Our mascot is a dude dressed as a bulldog. It has to wear human clothes because the administration doesn’t believe that the bulldog should be “nude”.

    Silly Christian private schools.

  36. Scat Stevens says:

    Reading that douchey comment from Tyler just makes me want to see Georgia decimate Florida even more this year

  37. Smackdaddiest1 says:

    Right, and that’s really gonna happen, just like it did last year, and 16 out of the last 18 times they’ve played.

    Grow a fuckin pair and root for a real team dumbass.


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