College mascots are meant to strike fear and intimidation into the heart of their opponents, and often to reflect some attribute of the school’s region. But we think that sometimes mascots don’t accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they’d serve as a more accurate symbol of their college. Here are 8 college mascots that we’d like to see changed:
The Arizona State University Meth Lab
The University of Florida Dicks Drawn on People’s Faces
The UC Berkeley Militant Lesbians
The Duke University Huge F*ckin’ Blue Pricks
The University of Nebraska Drunk Dudes Lost in a Field
The University of Southern California Parents’ Rent Checks
The University of Arizona Crippling School-Wide Budget Crisis
The Oregon State Real Reason Why You Decided On Oregon State
Wow, other than the photoshop job being extremely obvious, these are pretty funny. I think you missed several though. casino online
All the laughing from UA students just turned into a collective “Oh…yeah. Shit.”
“But we think that sometimes mascots don’t accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they’d serve as a more accurate symbol of their college.”
Protip: Use a thesaurus and find a synonym for “accurate” and then maybe that sentence will be less retarded.
Protip: Shut the fuck up.
Wow, some people care way too much about their universities. It is just a school…
If there was a true party school this kid would be the schools founder and mascot
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=1238
Ohio State really needs to be on here in some form…
The ASU one should’ve been NAU. Just sayin’
seriously, at least I’m not an ASU student tho. heh
Really crappy Photoshop work
thats funny.. and I really need to learn photo shop… but what about the funniest college signs!
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=893
School sex two girls with guard
How do you confuse University of Oregon and Oregon State…Eugene is the biggest hippie heaven in Oregon, I’ve never seen pot smoked so casually.
USC one is so true lol
University of Mississippi (Ole Miss) should be a giant keg because that’s all we do here.
Not something you really want to be known for.
If we’re talking Meth schools, Fresno State wins hands down.
are you joking?
Yes, Florida students draw on people’s faces.
We do this because we are better than everyone else….and all you weak pussies pass out early.
Gators rule….if you’re not a Gator than you’re Gator bait.
Tyler u r a giant tool, learn how 2 spell u gator hillbilly
He’s not a gator, he goes to Santa Fe CC
it’s “then” not “than.” glad to see you’re getting an education.
i think he’s being serious, which ups the hilarity ten-fold.
I agree. I think Oklahoma, Tennessee or Arkansas would be better “Meth” Schools
Not bad, though I think there are way methier (is that a word?) schools than ASU. But I guess thats more clever than a giant keg.
Second!
As a University of Nebraska alumni, I find the “Drunk Dudes Lost in a Field” to be frickin’ hilarious.
You’re an alumnus, douche. Alumni is plural. Glad to see your Nebraska education is paying off. Go grow some corn.
How about Gator Hater. Dicks.
Gators < garbage
Very true! The school actually raises farm animals on the property. Univ. of Oregon would be the pot school!
Actually, Oregon State is the “farm” school and the University of Oregon is the “hippie” school, so for OSU you’d want a sheep in that picture.
Meh. Kind of a regional humor, this one.
http://casualencounters.com/blog/
Exactly Oregon State should have a sheep and The University of Oregon should be the pot school.
Our mascot is a dude dressed as a bulldog. It has to wear human clothes because the administration doesn’t believe that the bulldog should be “nude”.
Silly Christian private schools.
Reading that douchey comment from Tyler just makes me want to see Georgia decimate Florida even more this year
Right, and that’s really gonna happen, just like it did last year, and 16 out of the last 18 times they’ve played.
Grow a fuckin pair and root for a real team dumbass.