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Adriana Lima And Karolina Kurkova Write Slowly

So last night, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova were signing autographs at a Victoria’s Secret in the Grove Mall in Los Angeles.  I went there with a camera man, ready to ask people in line stupid questions, but was kicked out before I even fully removed the camera from my back pack.  I should have known there’d be a lot of security at a place where rich people go.  If the signing had been in Compton I could have been strapped with  dynamite wearing a suit made out of cameras and no one would have said shit.

Anyway, I managed to work my way back in line, just so I could get Adriana Lima to sign my picture of Major League Baseball player Jose Lima, (I was going to have her write  “It’s Lima time in my pants”) but after waiting in line for 2 hours and moving eight feet, a lady came out and told us “the models are done signing stuff.”  I was probably number 100 in line and in two hours, they didn’t get to me.  Apparently it’s really hard to write YOUR FUCKING NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER because they couldn’t even do it 50 times in two hours.  Anyway, here’s some pics from the event.  I’m not bitter at all.

      

11 Responses to "Adriana Lima And Karolina Kurkova Write Slowly"

  1. BRICKNY EX-PEE ARSE says:

    Yew gaes,lat mi tall ju somethaing all diz its likeahhh such fucken bullshet.thuh.these beiotches thin they gots it “goin onn” when i’d much likely reply:{like}:YALL NEED TO GROW SOME ASS!===>DUHHHH<==like ol’ready.
    My son Sean like SPortS wayyyyy more bootey than YAll —ya DiGG,
    Well i just like wanted to say and clear up inthe air how much id lubb to rubb on adrianas boobs though there lyke purffect.to the T.
    Also GETKAROLINA KURVOKA THE HELL OUT DIZ PIC …SHES LIKE RUINiNG it DUH!
    well,holler at me ill be at your nearest rehab.but HURRY while supplies last!!!!

  2. Morgan says:

    Suck it up and be grateful you got that close…nah, I’d be angry to so nevermind.lol. Honestly though Adriana was probably actually talking to the people she was signing autographs for. You sound like an ass.

  3. OMG, you were that close to Adriana Lima?!? I would *totally* chow her box. I mean, I like smokin’ wieners and all, but nothing gets me hotter than diving into a hot, steaming bowl of GASH. I’m playing with my cooter thinking about how BISEXUAL I am! Oops, just farted!!! ; )

  4. BK says:

    You know maybe she was doing more than just robotic book signing… Maybe she was actually interacting with the people she was giving the autographs for.

    Still, hey, I can imagine how you feel. I’d be pretty fucking pissed if I got that close and was totally cock-blocked.

  5. Matty D says:

    So what kind of Bra did you end up buying?

  6. Francis says:

    I don’t know what’s more pathetic you guys going to Victoria’s Secret to get an autograph, or you standing there for two hours only to get turned away. Either way, I still give you an A for effort. It’s stories like this that need to be told

  7. comment spammers sux says:

    The most pathetic thing of all is those whores from Daily Strip Show trolling for links with their fake dirty talk.

  8. tekjerk says:

    Actually, they weren’t signing their names. They were probably busy signing shit like “It’s Lima time in my pants” instead of their “FUCKING NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER”. Also, they were probably faking smiles when guys were basically saying shit like “Ah mastorbait 2 u ebryday, canz i taik a pitchor wit u?”. I don’t think many people would be able to take 2 hours of that.

  9. ahole says:

    Uppity fucking whores….I’d do em though….twice.

  10. fucker says:

    dfvjinrepvdgjnes FUCKER U SUCCKKKK

  11. BRITNAY ESPEARZ says:

    Yew gaes,lat mi tall ju somethaing all diz its likeahhh such fucken bullshet.thuh.these beiotches thin they gots it “goin onn” when i’d much likely reply:{like}:YALL NEED TO GROW SOME ASS!===>DUHHHH<==like ol’ready.
    My son Sean like SPortS wayyyyy more bootey than YAll —ya DiGG,
    Well i just like wanted to say and clear up inthe air how much id lubb to rubb on adrianas boobs though there lyke purffect.to the T.
    Also GETKAROLINA KURVOKA THE HELL OUT DIZ PIC …SHES LIKE RUINiNG it DUH!
    well,holler at me ill be at your nearest rehab.but HURRY while supplies last!!!!