Alec Baldwin Gives Good Monologue

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I wish other people could channel the monologue power of Alec Baldwin so that my life could be more entertaining. Imagine you’re at a restaurant and Baldwin is the waiter and he comes over to your table and is like “You listen to me you shit head, todays specials are going to BLOW your f*&king mind like you took them to a back alley and gave them thirty bucks. This pastrami on rye is going to leap off the bread (gets closer to your face) and run down your pants. Then it’s gonna say a quick hello to your nutsack before it JAMS ITSELF UP YOUR ASSHOLE and makes a little home there. Maybe has a few kids. You understand what I’m saying? You understand you have to order this? Good.” In honor of Baldwin, I’ve added the Glengarry Glen Ross monologue below. Enjoy.