Sometimes a news story falls through the cracks. Apparently back in 2001, Max Wright, the loving father of Gordon Shumway, aka ALF, aka Alien Life Form, was photographed by the National Enquirer smoking crack and having gay sex with homeless dudes. This happened in 2001 and yet neither I nor any of my friends had heard about this. Did you know about this? I consider myself one who's up on the really important news of the world and I had not heard about ALF's dad's crack-fueled gay homeless sex romp until some stranger sent me a link to the above image.
Some fun tidbits from the story above:
"Max had unprotected sex with me and the homeless guys. And he did drugs with me an the homeless men."
"...scenes from a porn video show Max with two naked men, inhaling crack from a makeshift pipe, fondling one of the men and then having sex with the other."
"We would meet twice a week and pick up homeless men, take them home and pay them $100 for sex."
"The video begins with the two men sitting on a couch. The begin smoking crack from an aluminum beer can..."
Well, you get the point. I wish there was some sort of Kickass News Hall of Fame, where stories like this would live forever and we could all go and admire them the same way old people go admire Renoir, Monet and Picasso. This would be up there with the great masters.
I'm glad you're bringing this to the forefront. I've grown tired of telling women at the bar, "You know the dad from ALF is gay and smokes crack with homeless dudes?" It's my opening line when I talk to the ladies, and they just don't seem to believe me. finally, I'll now be able to say, "Look bitch, go to www dot holytaco dot com slash alfs dash dad dash loves dash gay dash sex dash and dash crack".
Thanks, you've made my Monday off to a great start!
It's quite a shame. The only person that seems to give Max some work is Norm Macdonald. He had him on A Minute with Stan Hooper and his one-episode comedy show. Max seems like he's been through a lot. Poor guy..I was hilarious on The Norm Show on ABC.
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December 8th, 2008 at 07:40 am
That explains a lot.
December 8th, 2008 at 09:20 am
I'm glad you're bringing this to the forefront. I've grown tired of telling women at the bar, "You know the dad from ALF is gay and smokes crack with homeless dudes?" It's my opening line when I talk to the ladies, and they just don't seem to believe me. finally, I'll now be able to say, "Look bitch, go to www dot holytaco dot com slash alfs dash dad dash loves dash gay dash sex dash and dash crack".
Thanks, you've made my Monday off to a great start!
December 8th, 2008 at 10:17 am
It's quite a shame. The only person that seems to give Max some work is Norm Macdonald. He had him on A Minute with Stan Hooper and his one-episode comedy show. Max seems like he's been through a lot. Poor guy..I was hilarious on The Norm Show on ABC.
December 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
This is really sad. I hope he was able to clean up and get himself straight. [pun intended]
December 8th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Artie Lange talks about this all the time on the Stern show.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Wasn't that the last episode of Alf?
-Now I know why it was canceled.
December 8th, 2008 at 02:43 pm
This dudes got the HIV like a mutha fucka'.
December 8th, 2008 at 03:54 pm
i bet you didn't know that mr. belvedere got a sex change too!
December 8th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
This is one of the most fucked up things ive ever read
December 8th, 2008 at 06:20 pm
He seems to like the crack to mouth position ,pretty common in todays society.!! lol
December 9th, 2008 at 06:35 am
He was also in Misfits of Science before Alf. Good to see he went back to his roots.
December 9th, 2008 at 06:53 am
So, apparently, ALF *was* the only one on the show who ate kitty...
December 9th, 2008 at 07:43 am
No wonder his ears really perked up everytime ALF said, "Hey, Willie!"
December 9th, 2008 at 09:28 am
I'm sure Max Wright's agent had him do a lot of tabloid executives to keep this out of the limelight for so long.
December 9th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Especially surprised it didn't hit the mass media because ALF's dad on the show was really Joe Lieberman
December 9th, 2008 at 03:00 pm
Fucker knows how to par-tay! They didn't show the midget he paid to dress up as Alf standing in the corner.
December 9th, 2008 at 03:02 pm
Homeless guys? Seriously. CraigsList.
December 10th, 2008 at 02:15 pm
i remember when this happened. we cut the article out and put it on our fridge. we would show everybody who came over.
May 30th, 2009 at 04:37 am
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May 31st, 2009 at 04:17 pm
Excuse me. There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.
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June 7th, 2009 at 10:01 am
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