During it’s heyday, the WWF aired some of the most hilariously bad vignettes to fill the time between matches. And after some careful consideration, we think that Razor Ramon and Mr. Perfect might just be the two worst. For absolutely no reason at all, here’s a couple of each of their classics.
Razor Ramon – Wishing At The Fountain
More villains should spend time at wishing fountains to better explain how everyone else wishes they could be on top. And then, of course, push someone into said fountain.
Mr. Perfect’s Horseshoes
Hearing stupid people read scripts written by stupid writers that are supposed to sound smart never, ever, ever gets old.
Razor Ramon – At The Restaurant
"Maybe I mop your floor! Maybe I could clean the table for you, man. I clear the table, man! I CLEAR THE TABLE!"
Mr. Perfect – The Ping Pong Table
In case you didn’t notice, Mr. Perfect is wearing Zubaz.