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Amber Valletta

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Amber Valletta is a supermodel who can actually act a little bit and be kind of cool.  Most of us know her as the chick in Transporter 2, or perhaps being the spokesperson for the Oceana Seafood Contamination campaign.  Either way, this chick will probably continue being in relatively watchable movies. Most recently, she can be seen in the movie Gamer.
 
Pointless Quote: "I’m from Oklahoma!"
 

         
         
 

17 Responses to "Amber Valletta"

  1. The Sultan of Labia says:

    The semen is off, she still has a pout

  2. fingfangfoom says:

    he slow pitched it right down the middle…

  3. Anonymous says:

    … and you need the semen wiped off yours.

  4. The Sultan of Labia says:

    she needs that pout wiped off her face

  5. Dirty santchez says:

    Dude got owned. LMAO

  6. FlipStar says:

    Yeah, but the plot doesn’t make any sense at all if you didn’t watch the 1st Transporter.

  7. Mr. Squishypants says:

    There was a Transporter 2??

  8. sam says:

    your well fit

  9. huddy says:

    shag her anytime

  10. Gainer says:

    Fancy that I’m from Oklahoma as well, but not nearly as hot.

  11. Anonymous says:

    We got it. Thanks.

  12. philosopher's sister says:

    gog gog gog gog gog

  13. philoshopher's regretful father says:

    you all got it?

  14. Phil says:

    I would suck the nipples right off her tits — through her asshole. I would crawl on my lips through broken glass just to sniff her worn panties. I would eat the corn out of her shit.

    This girl is by far my favorite mediocre-model-turned-mediocre-actress.

  15. Dirty santchez says:

    OK … you need to get out more.
    On the other hand, stay in… stay in for the good of humanity.

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