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15 Responses to "America!"

  1. DonkeyXote says:



    How didt Holy Taco get ahold of this picture!

  2. Phil Jones says:

    Sure Dwight. You can get punched first and savor juices straight from your ass.

  3. Phil Jones says:

    I’d punch everyone of you in the face with these. Then fist it into your buttholes ):/.

  4. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Hey no cuts, asshole!

  5. Jim Deeno says:

    Wow that is just too true!


  6. Shit Stains On Your Dental Floss says:

    Dwight, go fuck yourself bitch.

    Oh yeah. FIRST!

  7. Ron Burgandy says:

    lol that’s quite the visual!

  8. Pattaya Girls says:

    those are supposed to be boots arn’t they ?


  9. jon van winkle says:

    phil jones you take up the important life giving oxygen from the planet,please stop breathing decent peoples air! Grow up while your croakin,ok phil?

  10. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I guess I can take sloppy seconds again today. Good thing I don’t have to swallow this one!

  11. Phil Jones says:

    That’s what you think!!!!



    SUCK IT!!!!!

    Will you just fucking suck it, bitch? Don’t act like you haven’t taken a load in the mouth!

    NOW SUC…

    Yeah, that’s right, work that shaft, WORK IT, WORK IT!

    UUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH.. ahahahaha in the faaaaaaace BITCH!!! You liked that little homo bitch? Here! here’s a dollar. NOW GET TEH FUCK OUT!

  12. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Fucking jerk!

    I’m gonna make an animation of him and get my internet friends to laugh at it.


  13. Phil Jones says:

    I’ll give you another dollar if you lick the cum off my carpet…

  14. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    O.K but only if you promise to drop me home or pay me my bus are, I’ll deep-clean that carpet with gusto.

  15. Phil Jones says:

    GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!