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America’s Resume

Since the global economy is on the brink of collapse, we thought it was time for America to polish up her resume in case she has to hit the job market. And just like your resume, it’s all about taking the really shitty things you’ve done, and making them sound awesome.

See more awesome crap after the jump.

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One Response to "America’s Resume"

  1. simpleton says:

    Wow, nice stuff…really clever.

    America is really good at breast augmentation. We’re also inventors of the sext message: http://tinyurl.com/68cumw