Recently there was a video going around showing Amy Winehouse doing what looked to be crack, which got everyone all concerned about her well being. But to me, the video confirmed that she’s probably doing okay, because if you still own a video camera and haven’t sold it at 4 a.m. to some drifter on a bus, for 8 dollars and a handjob, there’s still about 9 more levels of crack addiction you’ve yet to reach. Anyway, now the police have busted the people who allegedly sold her the drugs. People.com reports:
London police have arrested two people , John Blagrove and Cara Burton , suspected of supplying drugs to Amy Winehouse.
I’m going to go ahead and take a wild guess and say this isn’t going to deter Amy Winehouse from doing crack. Never in the history of crack heads has there been a crack head who lost their dealer and then been like “Welp, I guess that’s it for me and crack. Guess I’ll have free time now to finish that book of sudoku puzzles.”
I think the real problem for Winehouse, aside from the crack, is that she’s drawn to some shady-ass people. People with no moral or ethical code. I mean, look at this:
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
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Hamburgler is a bad mofo for sure.
the hamburglar has more teeth than her
I wouldn’t be surprised if she dies VERY soon.