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Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You’re Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse’s Face

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Normally, we here at the ol’ HolyTaco.com have a good time photoshopping fun things into pictures. We’ll spend countless hours putting enjoyable slogans on Bill Clinton’s tour bus, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Lindsay Lohan’s version of the Bible. Then there are times like these when someone’s love of drugs and alcohol does all the photoshop work for us…in real life! I have no idea how many pills or syringes or grams or tabs or poppers or rocks or shots or buds or swabs or bags or capsules you have to do to get a face like this, but I think it’s got to be “all of them.”

I’m not sure how she managed to make Keith Richards look good, but she’s done it. Bravo, Amy. Bravo.

17 Responses to "Your Most Terrifying Nightmare Where You’re Hacked To Death By Fire-Breathing Midgets Is Better Than Amy Winehouse’s Face"

  1. cunty cuntall says:

    She looks better than my Grammy, and I do her for pocketmoney !!

  2. movie buff says:

    they say music is therapeutic… so she has at least that much going for her

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  4. Anonymoosex says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen. Damn you!

  5. Bootylam! says:

    I am sickened by nearly nothing.[2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 cup made me laugh] This picture almost made me puke. Not even joking.

  6. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-58884">May 13, 2009 at 11:13 am</a></div> <p>Could you help me. The crux… is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.<br /> I am from Libya and now study English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Car produced by soviet union russian automaker avtovaz from until.Berezovsky proposed to avtovaz that he provide help to the enterprise for berezovsky did go on to acquire ownership of avtovaz, but there were bigger.”</p> <p>Thank you so much for your future answers <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> . Krista.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-60974"> <div id="comment-60974" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Ada</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-60974">May 30, 2009 at 8:40 am</a></div> <p>OMG! Awful! This girl defiantly needs to go in a <a href="http://www.mommawannabe.com/2009/05/how-to-be-a-real-friend-to-an-addict/" rel="nofollow">drug rehab center</a>! I like her music but she I bet she won’t be around for long. Sooner or later she will overdose.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-156680"> <div id="comment-156680" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Morpheus</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-156680">July 9, 2010 at 2:51 pm</a></div> <p>She’s hot.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-10712"> <div id="comment-10712" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Woogle</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10712">June 5, 2008 at 3:55 pm</a></div> <p>Yeah, but at least she did a good job with the hair coloring.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-10713"> <div id="comment-10713" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">SillyPutty</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10713">June 5, 2008 at 4:17 pm</a></div> <p>This is less about drugs and more about her refusal to bathe. Unless bukkake is considered bathing.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-10714"> <div id="comment-10714" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Geerad</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10714">June 5, 2008 at 4:52 pm</a></div> <p>Bravo, SillyPutty… Bravo….</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-10715"> <div id="comment-10715" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Bod</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10715">June 5, 2008 at 7:51 pm</a></div> <p>That is a result of extended use of crystal meth, where all the shit in there just makes an asshole out of your face and shit their way out.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-10716"> <div id="comment-10716" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">chaosman</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10716">June 5, 2008 at 8:35 pm</a></div> <p>I normally get mad at the douchbags who constantly post comments criticizing Holy Taco staff for their real or imagined mistakes. My response generally is …shut up and get a life. Having said that….I feel the need to point out a tiny mistake I found today on Holy Taco. When I logged on I ….of course…. clicked on the “Babes” link. This picture of Amy Winebag showed up first. UGH! I realize that she is female….but really, WHY. Thank God I hadn’t eaten lately.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-10717"> <div id="comment-10717" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">morty</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10717">June 5, 2008 at 9:04 pm</a></div> <p>how many dalmations did she want to steal?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-10718"> <div id="comment-10718" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">cory</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10718">June 5, 2008 at 9:19 pm</a></div> <p>Chaosman, you are correct. This is a mistake on my part. I take full responsibility and it has been corrected. </p> <p>Perhaps I should also lay off the meth.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-10719"> <div id="comment-10719" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">nyballer</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10719">June 7, 2008 at 1:19 am</a></div> <p>i guess she should’ve gone to rehab</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-10720"> <div id="comment-10720" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Eurgh</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/amy-winehouse-has-world-worst-face/#comment-10720">June 8, 2008 at 2:16 pm</a></div> <p>Mmm. 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