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Amy Winehouse-Like Creature Loose

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The above photo is of Amy Winehouse on vacation.  I think.  It also might be a microscopic photo of the virus that causes herpes.  But, people.com says it’s Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse was drastically dressed down last weekend while enjoying a U.K. holiday with friends , and the pics caused a minor stir with the British papers.

Dressed only in a black bra and tiny denim shorts, Winehouse , sans her signature beehive , also revealed a bald patch and her efforts with an at-home hair dye kit on her bangs.

I like that face she’s making in the photo on the left.  Like, if I were to guess what prompts her to make that face, I would say it was that a half shark-half man creature walked up to her and asked her if he she had a copy of the first season of Criminal Minds on dvd.

Also, why is every picture of Winehouse starting to look like the lost photo of Bigfoot?  Is she that elusive?  Can we not get a clear shot of her before she scurries back into the forest?  Pretty soon, this will be every photo of her:

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11 Responses to "Amy Winehouse-Like Creature Loose"

  1. john says:

    She looks terrable!

  2. Anonymous says:

    that’s one fugly bitch!

  3. brice says:

    would someone just put her out of her misery already?

    and am i the only one commenting on holy taco? i feel so special.

  4. sean says:

    its better you’re posting than that bitch who advertises for tallmingles.com or whatever the fuck it was. thank god i haven’t seen her around lately. she would be like “wow. bigfoot. that’s funny. i once saw him on tallmignles.com. its a really cool dating site. you should check it out” and i’d want to punch her in the face….that week or so when she was around was like the opposite of Vh1′s Best Week Ever in that is was the worst week ever.

    anyway, i don’t think you even needed to write anything for this update. you could have just put up the amy winehouse picture, then a picture of a sasquatch and it would have had the same effect.

    p.s. next weeks wwyrd should be amy winehouse or bigfoot :)

  5. Pratik says:

    I smell a Gollum picture link post very soon. Either that or Bee Arthur.

  6. Steve says:

    Still, you fuckers RULE!
    Amy Whinehouse is a fucking JOKE!!!
    Have you ever heard her music????????
    IT FUCKING SUUUUUUCKS!
    BUT!Your guyzez comments FUCKING RULE MORE EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. turdburglar says:

    me wants the PRECIOUS!!!!

  8. amy's pipe says:

    Precious being crack rock

  9. clitwizard says:

    id smell her pussy then slowly eat it, and lick it, and smell it some more, and then breath on it, lick it, and slowly finger it, id motor boat her pussy. id proceed to take a shit on her vag, and then slowly lick it all up while i PUCK on her crotch i’ll finger bang her hard, real hard. then id let her shit in my mouth, and id snowball it back to her. i wont put it in her just jack off on her face but lick up all my cum. mmmmmmm

  10. Keeblerkahn says:

    I think Amy is actually a Chupacabra. There is no doubt in my mind she is the fabled goat sucker.


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