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they just had to make one of em crooked huh ??? Damn neve fails u cant find a perfect dick among em can ya ?? lmfao !!!
Picture needs a big box of kleenex on the night stand.
Pauls, you need to control access to certain parts of the house when you have guests…
HEY ! IS THAT A CONDOM COVERING THE TOP?
but it needs a purity cock ring.
That’s a whole lot of hand carving. It seems to me someone had a lot of time on his hands for wishful thinking.
Or, to quote Shrek, “Do ya think he’s trying to compensate for something?”
HAHA! i wanna get a bed like that for our guest bedroom. I’d love to have the inlaws over then.
… … … either that chick is awesome in sex
or she would castrate me with her teeth
I like the visual instructions carved into the headboard…
Dear santa,
I finally figured out what I want for christmas….
the jonas brothers bed
Go polish another nob flamer.
So that’s why all of the rooms in the vatican aren’t open to the public
you’re going to need a team of pro’s to polish that wood
Sealy Posturepenis?
You got two of these for Christmas last year Kyle. And your mother tells me you’ve done very naughty things with it.
and besides, I’m limiting the distribution of these to one per household, and right now, your dad has one on backorder.
No. But it looks like a camera at the top center of the headboard. It caught you taking a nap there
Hmmhope you are having a good night sleep every night! I’m really eager to know about how you other furniture looks like!Puppies for sale
wow;
thts pretty gayy
I believe your first comment may prove to be untrue………… I mean unless you don’t consider straddling that giant wooden cock and riding it like your life depended on it, action. Then yeah, probably no action whatsoever.
i wouldnt be able to get any action with this bed…the sewer rats i bring home would immediately skewer themselves atop one of those columns. Id be stuck watching and waiting for incredibly sloppy seconds.
I wonder if the thing vibrates…
That is infuckingsane
Excellent use of tmesis.
which one of you turds took this picture?? dammit i knew i shouldnt have left that slut alone
Just be glad we didn’t post the pick of you on top of that enormous wooden prick, ridin it like it was a mechanical bull
lol awesome. It look’s like Quagmire’s bed. HEHE OOO Right! Giggity Giggity Goo!
You could lay so many Hot Chicks with that bed!
I wonder if they shoot fireworks off as you do?
well……….does it? we know this pic came from your chamber of secrets (aka: your basement)
wonder what his hot tub looks like? A big fat wet vagine?
What the shit’s a ‘vagine’?
put that huge thing up my pooper!? you have a dirty dirty mind, thats just plain gross and might hurt. Im talking about sluts doing it with their giant parking garage sized vaginas you goofy chucklehead. sheesh, put that thing inside me, what will he come up with next!
due to your incessant love of the wiener you’ll soon change your name to dingdangdong. emphasis on the DONG….or the ding dang