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And Jesus Said Unto the Faith Tones: “Aw Hell Naw!”

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25 Responses to "And Jesus Said Unto the Faith Tones: “Aw Hell Naw!”"

  1. Old Guy says:

    “…we were all Godless communists who prayed to serve Satan until Jesus used us next to the dumpster at a Dairy Queen.

    Then we murdered our husbands and sucked off the entire church choir so that we could snort cocaine off the back of this album cover.

    Hair Styles by Mr. Steve of Sheboygan. Special thanks to Velspar Varnish Products.”

  2. Army Cat says:


  3. MaxSpain says:

    anyone else notice that HT has to post two “funny” pics to justify one hot girl… something wrong with that on a couple levels

  4. Dspayre says:

    This is one of those amazing pictures you wont believe isn’t photoshopped.

  5. Tina white says:

    She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____Tallmingle Co m____ ,really?

  6. g-man says:

    really, you again?

  7. me me and me says:

    i wanna go home.
    im scared and very sick…

  8. tarabit says:

    NFL prototype helmets.

  9. philosoper says:

    i’d fuck the shit out of all of them. what else am i going to do, for pussy?

  10. JoJo, the six fingered boy says:

    Which one’s your mom?

  11. French dude... says:

    ROFLMAO !! :D

  12. thatAnonymousguy says:

    WHAT THE FUCK!, man?

  13. voyeurs $30,000a-year says:

    Jesus, use me like the dirty little whore I am
    Get a three-headed dildo and make my sisters and I do a little ass-to-ass-to-ass
    Make us lick our own shit off and call it the Holy Trinity
    Then have some Jews kill us

  14. fingfangfoom says:

    amen, brother, amen

  15. Mr. Squishypants says:

    Gonna go out on a limb and say there was alcohol involved there.

  16. I WAS THAT DOG says:

    I laughed out loud.

  17. Gimmethat says:

    colon left bracket

  18. Sad says:

    this picture makes me :(

  19. Boils says:

    My jism’s on the glasses

  20. philosopher says:

    oh yeah, my vagina comes in fourth.

  21. philosopher says:

    this is why, the catholic church hates people having sex. the image of these three, keep on popping up in their heads.

  22. Gimmethat says:

    at least they have some style

  23. g-man says:

    nice story bro

  24. Nice Story Bro says:

    I knew the one on the right. She’s a crack head in So. Cal. Yet she still spreads the word with her legs…making John’s scream out the lords name durring sex. HEY why is my floor on fire?

  25. mang says:

    Oh God they are hot! *faps*