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And Now, The Difference Between German Infomercials And Our Informercials

 
How does a photo of a man’s penis even get in a place where it can go on a television behind two guys?  The answer: Germany.  I often wonder to myself, who likes weirder porno, Germany or Japan.  I feel like it’s one of those questions that can never be settled, like "what is the meaning of life", or "How much does Camryn Manheim weigh?" 
 
I really love how the first guy’s penis was small enough so that they didn’t notice it, and it took the second, larger penis, for them to freak out and cover it up.  I think that’s a microcosm of life, people.  We can all learn from German Infomercials.

3 Responses to "And Now, The Difference Between German Infomercials And Our Informercials"

  1. Billy Mays says:

    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TELLING YOU THAT GERMANS SUCK AT INFORMERCIALS. IF THEY KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR THEM, THEY WOULD HIRE ME, THE AWESOME AUGERISH UNSTOPPABLE STUD KNOWN AS BILLY MAYS! SHAMWOW SUCKS BY THE WAY, JUST BECAUSE ITS GERMAN.

    PEACE AND LOVE BITCHES!

  2. Oatmeal says:

    FFIRRRSSSTTT :-)

  3. suomynona says:

    you said “i really love the first guys penis”!!! Fag


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