Alexandra Paressant! That’s right, after 5,000 votes were cast, Holy Taco readers decided they would rather do the girl who falsely accused Tony Parker of banging her, than the woman who Tony Parker actually bangs.
{Editors Note} For those of you asking why we didn’t update the new poll last Friday, like we usually do, it was the holidays and we didn’t want the new poll to not get it’s fair share of attention. That’s right, here at Holy Taco we care. We really care.
Now, as usual, ACTUAL e-mail reactions from readers…
Patrick S. – “Why don’t we let Tony Parker decide this?”
Brian W. – “There isn’t much in the world that can beat a crazy 20 year old slutty French model who doesn’t mind using sperm as face cream.
Jeff S. – “Tough call, but I did them both and I found Eva’s vagina more pleasing to the touch.
This ain’t surprising: Eva Longoria is sooooooooooooo amazingly overrated. I mean, how difficult is it to be the “hot one” is Desperate Housewives when she’s 15 years younger than all the rest of them?
Why are you using a picture of Adriana Lima?
Hilarious!
Where is the special face cream ?