
Paris Hilton. In a landslide, actually. Over 7,000 votes were cast and 59% of Holy Taco readers said they’d rather do the blond haired, rail thin, mess of a human being, than the blond haired, chubby, mess of a human being. As usual, here’s real reactions from ACTUAL readers
Neil K., justOnePlate.com – “I’d choose Paris Hilton because she’s like a champion thoroughbred: She’s physically built for sex and handled by the best trainers money can buy. Her lineage is top pedigree and she’s just entering the twilight of an illustrious career. Britney is like an Ecuadorian donkey.”
Stevie P. – “They’re both vile. I’d burn my penis off after doing either.”
Eli K. – “I’d rather get an std than sleep with a fat chick.”
I want that burger. Who’s the broad?
You’re updating HolyTaco instead of approving my myspace friend request. /sadface
I Paris didn’t have money, she’d be giving it away in a trailer park.
“Everyone Wants to Do Paris Hilton” That’s wrong. Just over 50% of people want to do Paris. EVERYONE else wants to do Britney Spears.
I’d eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from! (then her)
i hear Eli K likes to do guys
she needs to work on her skills the video she is she seems definitely LAME. Come over – I’ll teach you how to BADABOING BANG BOOM!
Before the meltdown…Britney was THE hottest woman on the planet. No one could even come close!!! Paris………brutal…..too boney, skinny with no rack and how can you even compare the face? Britney (before the meltdown) was GORGEOUS!!!
my god 2008 was the last comment on this trash…….how lame……’miss Brit was a stellar p.of ass before…..paris is interesting mayb id let her f my butt with her nose!