JESSICA BIEL IN AN UPSET!
After over 20,000 votes were cast, it’s official: 52 % of Holy Taco readers would rather do Jessica Biel, than Jessica Alba. Here are some ACTUAL reactions from HT readers who e-mailed:
Kurt G. – Are you f#%king kidding me? Biel! There must be a lot of closeted MOs trolling this site because Biel is about 2 secs from pulling a Crying Game. A guy like her can get boobs like those over the weekend. Furthermore, I have been whacking it to the Jessica “on the internet” Alba for the last 6 months and she has always produced results. She has a smoking hot bod, sexy brownish tint, and is totally knocked up. The best thing about doing a chick that’s pregnant is that You-Can’t-Get-Her-Pregnant. I would totally risk the potential/alleged herpes she’s carrying for a test ride (thanks for tainting it eter-J). Alba is basically the perfect girl for the next 2 to 4 months, I get excited just thinking about the oncoming boob swellage. I guess once she gets a solid baby bump, I will start whacking it to the other dude.
Jason C. – “Of course Biel won, she’s hotter. But what the hell do I care, I’m not going to bang either one of them.”
Jon S. – FAAAAAAKE!
who the hell would vote for J Alba. she is a prude.
I’d do J.B. b4 J.A. N E day, K?
Run this poll two months earlier and the results would be way different.
I am from Brazil and Live in California. I have seen both of these girls in person. If you are interested who is hotter in person…BIEL. Thanks and see you in Brazil.
Alexa @ http://www.brazildaddy.com