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And Where’s The Bottle Opener?

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13 Responses to "And Where’s The Bottle Opener?"

  1. Anonymousgirl says:

    those are baLLOons on her ass. LOL

  2. Bestial_man says:

    oooooooommmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggg
    so sweet

  3. allnames taken wtf says:

    hi all

  4. Anonymousse says:

    obvious fake is obvious, look for left leg

  5. Rowan says:

    The two balloons in her dress are fake?

  6. Winner says:

    no shit, there is a balloon popping out her dress

  7. DonkeyXote says:

    Bottle opener at the front boys!!

  8. Anon says:

    FAIL FAGGOT HAS FAILED!

    The bottle opener is her ass-hole.

  9. bung slinger says:

    there’s like 30 balloons in the picture. it’s not hard to put 2 and 2 together here (or 2 and 30, as it were)

  10. WKRP says:

    Coincidentally, Red Stripe tastes like ass. So I guess if that’s your thing….

  11. orifice jerkoff says:

    you and me could be friends.

  12. POOnonymous says:

    That bitch has a trunk in her junk

  13. PedoBear.(latin brother) says:

    GLOBES!!!!


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