Sometimes you’ll see a story that’s so clearly invented by a publicist and leaked in hopes of making their clients seem super “Hip” and “edgy” and “not shitty.” This is one of those stories. Celebslam.com reports:
Apparently Angelina Jolie is friends with hardcore porn star Tera Patrick. Jolie’s been emailing Patrick lately seeking advice on her career, a source told the New York Post:
“They are friends and keep in touch via e-mail. She and Angie have a girl-talk thing going. After seeing reports that she’ll land the lead role [as Catwoman in the next Batman movie], Jolie asked Patrick what she thought. Tera had such insights into the role that Jolie cracked, “You should do it!’
I’m guessing this mysterious source also added “Sometimes she and Tera talk when they’re naked in their beds. Isn’t that sexy? Doesn’t that make you remember how sexy she is and how you want to see her in movies, and help you to forget about the boring humanitarian shit she’s doing that is killing her box office numbers? I think it does!”
If this were true and not a planted story, I’m hoping the e-mail chain would look something like this:
jolie’s box office take is pretty solid. though if she took tera patrick’s career path I think we might see the first movie to break the 1 trillion dollar mark
every guy would pay to see that movie 100 times. in imax. and of course you have to rent out the whole theatre…cough
Basically it was bound to happen. We are all getting dumber. I subscribe to the theory in “Idiocracy”.
http://www.mbacasestudysolutions.com/Blog/Idiocracy_Film_Large_Corporation_Theme_8-8-2008.html
Lol. Truelly fabricated.
Fedele touches himself at night… and this website never fails to bring a smile to my shittiest of days. Fucking amazing.
I didnt know Angie was an “According to Jim” fan….
dang i did not know that angelina will ask sumten like that and it turnd me on and i been wounting to fuck her so hard for a long long time