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Angelina Jolie Had Her Kids. Wait, No She Didn’t


When I was in sixth grade, there was a rumor floating around that once when my Dad dropped me off at school, he parked and walked into the kindergarten bathrooms and used one of their tiny tiny toilets to take a shit, and subsequently plugged it up, then walked into the Kindergarten classroom while it was going on and interrupted the teacher, in the middle of her teaching the class, to say “you might want to do something about your bathroom, it ain’t working any more.”  Unfortunately, that rumor proved to be true.  But, most rumors are not.  For example, today there was a rumor that Angelina Jolie had her twins.  Untrue.  People.com reports:

Contrary to a flurry of recent reports that Angelina Jolie has delivered her twins, PEOPLE confirms that the rumors are not true.

“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.

I can’t wait until there’s a report every day saying she’s had her baby, then every afternoon a denial.  Then after a month of that, she really will have her baby but no one will believe her.  Then a wolf will eat it.  Hmm,  I think I have that fable mixed up, not sure.  Anyway, I think people should have realized this report was false when these baby photos were released:


6 Responses to "Angelina Jolie Had Her Kids. Wait, No She Didn’t"

  1. Pratik says:

    I wish people would get a fucking life instead of following celebrities’ lives like a pack of always-hungry hyenas. Who gives a FUCK if she has kids… I don’t, and neither should you.

  2. ^dumbass says:

    if you don’t give a FUCK then why did you read the article?

  3. hows he a dumb ass when what he said was true..

  4. morty says:

    obviously it was fake…a shitty supermarket magazine didnt pay 50 million dollars for the baby photos yet

  5. why is there always one? says:

    Hey “dumbass says” why is there always one asshole that has to say something stupid? This isn’t a celebrity watching website,…is it? I read the F#$%ing article too, and for all my concern, they can kiss my ass and stupid people like you can too!

  6. Frank Zappa's Ghost says:

    Obviously the frustrated people leaving comments just aren’t getting any pussy, otherwise they wouldn’t be such assholes.