I think I smell pretty good. Like, if I were to rate how I smell on a scale of NBA power forwards, I would say my smell is the Kevin Garnett of smells: Most of the time really good, but any time there’s pressure, it gets bad and I have to hope someone who smells really good is near me to drown out my stink. In those times that I’ve been stinky, I’ve never thought “man, I really wish I smelled like (insert celebrity person).” So I don’t really get the people who buy celebrity perfume. Apparently though, there are a lot of people who do, and Angelina Jolie is hoping to cash in. The daily telegraph reports:
heavily pregnant Jolie is said to be working with French fragrance house Coty – the company that launched Sarah Jessica Parker’s signature scents – to create her own line of products
A source tells British newspaper The Mail on Sunday, “Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her.”
The source went on to say “If I think of a douchier quote than that, I’ll call you. Don’t expect a call.” A fragrance that encapsulates her? Is that what a perfume is supposed to do? That would mean my perfume would smell like Carne Asada, the San Diego Chargers, and diarrhea jokes. Luckily, I was sent an advance copy of the perfume bottle, and I must say, I stand corrected, it really does capture her.
sometimes you smell like ice cream cones
My perfume would smell like comic books, fried chicken, basketball, and the bubble bath my girlfriend buys. it smells awesome.
Ah yeah I’ve heard of this, apparently “I’ll adopt your child” is being released at Christmas.