Animals are alot like auto mechanics: if you don't pay close attention to them, they'll f*ck you over big time. And while it may suck when it's you being targeted, it's pretty funny when it's not.
Why not?
If you want to run with the bulls and then watch them slowly being tortured to death in the arena whilst sipping a cold beer you atleast have to allow the bull some kind of vengeance.
This man has a nice souvenier thats all, a souvenier fitting the event.
The matador one is even better, aquiring fame and glory over the misery of animals, hope it hurt like hell.
First may I say Welcome to the Internets! Pwned came from a common misspelling of owned, now it is it's own word."I so pwned that noob!" is a good example, mostly used by those who are either a) a douche b) trying to be ironic c) Gamers.
Accoprding to my studies, anybody acting superior because he knows more nerd language needs to have his testicles removed so that he does not procreate, ja?
the matador's name is israel lancho. that happened on may 28, 2009, and the dude somehow survived! you can find the video if you google search his name. fucking crazy.
That matador getting owned is so fucking awesome. You can tell that he grew up with massive self-esteem issues so one day he was like "Fuck man, I have a tiny penis and erectile-disfunction which is actually irrelevant because no member of the opposite sex will come even close to agreeing to touch my penis. So I'm gonna take out my anger over the fact that my daddy fingered my anus when I was growing up on this defenseless animal. OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE IT WASN'T SO DEFENSELESS AFTER ALL!!!"
The Roy Horn pic with his tiger was not that funny. It was actually kind of insensitive. Including that pic was going too far, I think.
But the rest of the picture were great :) There were actually a few that I hadn't seen before, which is always nice. And the bull one with the horn going through the guys knee? OMFG, that one was gross!
I like that everyone is commenting on the matador one, but did anyone notice the alligator with some dude's arm in his mouth?! I think that's a lot more outrageous.
Firstly HANDBANANA- SPOT on! Well played friend. Second- I dont think guy-who-asks-what-pwn-means was maybe serious. Maybe he was being sarcastic or clever though only in his own mind.
Enough with the matador crap. Yes we know, its gross and gorey and they do or dont get what they deserve. yes yes yes no surprise. dont turn this into a forum on animal rights. We know its wrong hah.
NEEDNT ANYONE mention the croc/gator ? That shit must be photoshopped.. look at the damn grin on his face! Jeez.. if thats real I dont wanna be imaginary.
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July 14th, 2009 at 06:17 pm
pure fucking hilarity
July 14th, 2009 at 07:43 pm
Jesus fuck. The horn. Under the skin.
July 14th, 2009 at 09:18 pm
agreed
July 14th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
i just hope it wasnt real..
July 15th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Why not?
If you want to run with the bulls and then watch them slowly being tortured to death in the arena whilst sipping a cold beer you atleast have to allow the bull some kind of vengeance.
This man has a nice souvenier thats all, a souvenier fitting the event.
The matador one is even better, aquiring fame and glory over the misery of animals, hope it hurt like hell.
July 15th, 2009 at 05:26 am
agreed
September 12th, 2009 at 08:10 pm
fuck you animal lover guy. I hope a bull rapes you.
October 3rd, 2009 at 06:39 am
The ones that did not involve bulls were all funny - but I am against harassing/hurting animals for fun. Should be illegal.
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:28 pm
The ones with the bulls,,,they all got what they deserved!
July 14th, 2009 at 09:17 pm
Yeah! finally in holytaco...
the chilean barney...
the child molester on a purple dino costume!
July 15th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Barney!!! How many times do I have to tell you to leave the children alone! Here, have a Live Sex Chat and get it out of your system...
July 15th, 2009 at 12:54 am
The attack dog one? Not cool... or funny.
July 15th, 2009 at 02:13 am
welcome to holy taco
July 15th, 2009 at 07:56 am
HellsKitchenDude? Not cool DRAMATIC PAUSE or funny.
July 15th, 2009 at 03:06 am
Thats a horn behind the rib cage, into the lungs and stomach area....one dead matador, nothing better than a matador being gored to death!
July 15th, 2009 at 05:12 am
What the fuck is "Pwning" anyways?
July 15th, 2009 at 06:14 am
First may I say Welcome to the Internets! Pwned came from a common misspelling of owned, now it is it's own word."I so pwned that noob!" is a good example, mostly used by those who are either a) a douche b) trying to be ironic c) Gamers.
July 15th, 2009 at 11:10 am
this was so fucking lame i think i'm dying
July 15th, 2009 at 06:29 pm
Accoprding to my studies, anybody acting superior because he knows more nerd language needs to have his testicles removed so that he does not procreate, ja?
July 15th, 2009 at 06:35 am
the matador's name is israel lancho. that happened on may 28, 2009, and the dude somehow survived! you can find the video if you google search his name. fucking crazy.
July 15th, 2009 at 08:13 am
Holy shit, is that Polar Bear one real?????????
July 16th, 2009 at 08:35 am
yea its real...i saw the video on one of those "when animals attack" videos
July 15th, 2009 at 08:51 am
LOL!!
I love when animals act like...animals.
It goes to show how stupid, and retarded, people can be.
DA BEARS!!
Yes, the polar bear one is real.
July 15th, 2009 at 09:31 am
Know what's funnier than animals owning people? How about "Animals Say the Darndest Things": http://www.namethegarels.com/?p=2543
July 15th, 2009 at 04:36 pm
That matador getting owned is so fucking awesome. You can tell that he grew up with massive self-esteem issues so one day he was like "Fuck man, I have a tiny penis and erectile-disfunction which is actually irrelevant because no member of the opposite sex will come even close to agreeing to touch my penis. So I'm gonna take out my anger over the fact that my daddy fingered my anus when I was growing up on this defenseless animal. OH SHIT LOOKS LIKE IT WASN'T SO DEFENSELESS AFTER ALL!!!"
July 16th, 2009 at 08:21 am
lol yeah that matador got fucked up!
July 15th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Every time I see a bull f**k someone up, it makes my day. Literally. I wish they had more opportunities to do so, heartless bastards.
July 17th, 2009 at 03:07 pm
I couldn't agree more with you.
July 15th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
some of them photographers...talk about pushing the button at exactly the right time! I agree Steph..the horn..under the skin..outrageous!
July 15th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
The Roy Horn pic with his tiger was not that funny. It was actually kind of insensitive. Including that pic was going too far, I think.
But the rest of the picture were great :) There were actually a few that I hadn't seen before, which is always nice. And the bull one with the horn going through the guys knee? OMFG, that one was gross!
July 16th, 2009 at 01:43 pm
I like that everyone is commenting on the matador one, but did anyone notice the alligator with some dude's arm in his mouth?! I think that's a lot more outrageous.
July 18th, 2009 at 01:58 pm
If by "outrageous" you mean "photoshopped."
July 19th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
No Photoshop. It's from a Reptile Show in Thailand. Do a search there's footage of it happening. Turd.
August 21st, 2009 at 08:02 am
What is that walrus doing in the polar bear cage?
August 22nd, 2009 at 07:02 pm
ugh I hate seagulls..once i was at wendys sittin at an outside table wit mi friend and a seagull swooped down and stole his burger
October 3rd, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Firstly HANDBANANA- SPOT on! Well played friend. Second- I dont think guy-who-asks-what-pwn-means was maybe serious. Maybe he was being sarcastic or clever though only in his own mind.
Enough with the matador crap. Yes we know, its gross and gorey and they do or dont get what they deserve. yes yes yes no surprise. dont turn this into a forum on animal rights. We know its wrong hah.
NEEDNT ANYONE mention the croc/gator ? That shit must be photoshopped.. look at the damn grin on his face! Jeez.. if thats real I dont wanna be imaginary.
October 13th, 2009 at 07:28 pm
when did holy taco turn into rotton.com?
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