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Animals That Think They’re People – A Gallery

When people dress as animals it’s creepy and confusing,  like your cross dressing uncle, but when animals do people things it’s awesome, like that distant, non-blood related, sexy, nympho cousin on your mother’s side. Anyway, here’s a gallery of animals doing people things.


19 Responses to "Animals That Think They’re People – A Gallery"

  1. hefftone says:

    that was so offensive oh my god a photoshopped elephant! shut the fuck up.

  2. Sciuridae says:

    ok, the elephant-Vietnamese-execution picture was not funny. Just offensive.

  3. Gwenmac1234 says:

    The pics made me laugh my a$$ off. The dude at the end took the cake

  4. Tony says:

    lighten up a bit. you’re on Holy Taco. you cant just choose what YOU find offensive and act like its an abomination.

  5. Betty says:

    I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.



  6. supermanlymangunowner says:

    something I think i heard the guy in the second picture say one time.

    “PRACTICE!? we sittin in here , im supposed to be the franchise player, and we talkin about PRACTICE. not a game, not a game , practice. nahimsayin?”

  7. George T says:

    Yeah, I didn’t get that one. I just see a black guy, no animal.

  8. Wow says:

    I could’ve done better Photoshops in MS Paint. MS Paint from 1993.

  9. Ya boi Ron says:

    Ok photoshopped fake ass pictures are not funny

  10. V@gina says:

    Penis and vagina make happy

  11. Fuck says:

    Come baaaack! With your cat avatar in tow!

  12. Justin H. says:

    So there’s I was. I Decide to check on what my old Holy Taco pals were doing in between vigorous masturbation sessions and episodes of Law and Order that may or may not have taken place at the same time, and what do I find, but a picture of myself, to end the “animals doing human things gallery.”

    Let me just say four things.

    1. Thank you for showing me during my “trash-can-fire-away from-looking-full-fledged-homeless” phase.

    2. That is the Cadillac of air mattresses.

    3. I’m not sure if it’s possible to go bald in a weird way, but if it is, that’s what I’m doing.


    4. Thomas, well done my friend. Holy Taco has been left in good hands.

  13. kdoggydog says:

    Cadillac of air mattresses my ass. Clearly you haven’t heard of the Aerobed Premiere my friend.

  14. Peteher says:

    I noticed that too.
    Pisses me off when I see that picture of the elephant who looks like it slaps the dude from Vietnam, only someone has photoshopped it to look like a police chief executing him instead. So annoying.

  15. Boner Face says:

    The crazy thing about it is that none of these were photoshopped

  16. Bastage says:

    dude, i guess that last pic proves what we knew all along – this site is written by monkeys…monkeys who can’t tolerate dairy

  17. Mk67 says:

    Is that Mr. Bean in the last photo?

  18. Fuck says:

    That picture of the monkey holding the stick above the Chinaman- it was reported in the news that the monkey actually struck the chink with the stick in retaliation for abusive treatment.

    To quote: “They were once wild and these performances don’t always come naturally to them. They may have built up some feelings of hatred towards me.”


    Link: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3816785/Performing-monkeys-attack-trainer-in-China.html

  19. Anonymous_ says:

    well either that or the man doesn;t make a living and his entire family of mothers and fathers and wife and children die of starvation.
    jeesus fk. monkey > human lives? don’t think so.