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Anna Nicole Can’t Be Happy About This

So today is the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith’s death, and people.com reports Larry Birkhead, her former lover, and father of her baby, left Anna Nicole a note on his website.

Anna Nicole Smith I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF OUR BABY GIRL. PLEASE WATCH OVER US AND GUIDE US ON Y OUR JOURNEY THROUGH LIFE. WE MISS YOU.

2-8-07

LOVE,

LARRY AND DANNIE LYNN

Apparently Larry was having a little trouble with the caps lock. Now, I’m not here to shit all over the memory of Anna Nicole. I think Anna Nicole shit all over her life, so there’s no further shitting to be done on the memories. But I ask you, look at the picture above. The baby looks about as happy as my cat when I give it a bath. Not to mention, if you notice, Birkhead has put her in a shirt that says “Who’s Your Daddy?” Yes, it’s always hilarious when we put our babies in shirts that mock a vicious battle for their custody. Is there any chance this kid isn’t going to turn out COMPLETELY F-ED up? Can vegas give us odds for this?

7 Responses to "Anna Nicole Can’t Be Happy About This"

  1. Pink Taco says:

    you have a cat? damn, that’s pretty weak.

  2. CagePotato says:

    Something tells me that kid’s gonna need glasses when she’s older.

  3. Missy says:

    She’s actually going to have surgery on her left eye because she suffers from some form of Duane’s Syndrome. Way to be an ass btw.

  4. Mitch Martin says:

    Wow! I had a lazy/cross eye joke already to go for this comment but Missy really took the wind out of my sails.

  5. hooligan says:

    Dammit!! I had one too. Way to go Missy…now I gotta punch my kid to feel better

  6. Missy says:

    Yeah….you do that!

  7. ilikepussyonmyface says:

    God damnit! I was gonna say that it looked like the kid has a touch of the down-syndrome that’s been goin’ around…oops there I said it! Fuck missy, probably more like messy… like the kid’s left eye. Hahaha. This picture is almost as funny as the top ten fat people on the internet section.