So today is the first anniversary of Anna Nicole Smith’s death, and people.com reports Larry Birkhead, her former lover, and father of her baby, left Anna Nicole a note on his website.
Anna Nicole Smith I LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF OUR BABY GIRL. PLEASE WATCH OVER US AND GUIDE US ON Y OUR JOURNEY THROUGH LIFE. WE MISS YOU.
LARRY AND DANNIE LYNN
Apparently Larry was having a little trouble with the caps lock. Now, I’m not here to shit all over the memory of Anna Nicole. I think Anna Nicole shit all over her life, so there’s no further shitting to be done on the memories. But I ask you, look at the picture above. The baby looks about as happy as my cat when I give it a bath. Not to mention, if you notice, Birkhead has put her in a shirt that says “Who’s Your Daddy?” Yes, it’s always hilarious when we put our babies in shirts that mock a vicious battle for their custody. Is there any chance this kid isn’t going to turn out COMPLETELY F-ED up? Can vegas give us odds for this?