Where You've See Her:Anne Heche may be a psycho lesbian attention whore, but she's a psycho lesbian attention whore we all love. She's like that really crazy blonde chick in highschool that you and every other guy knew was bad news but you still still wanted to do it with her. No?
Pointless Quote: "It's my job to create a fantasy."
I would like to officially be "that guy" and say that just because a girl is bi/gay (or whatever Anne Hesche is this week), that does not make her attractive. I don't know if you have seen her lately on HUNG on HBO, but she is so nasty looking, and honestly, that's all I see when I look at these pictures of her. Anne Hesche is marginally, nay, mildly below average looking. She did have a time when she was attractive, but that time has passed.
We've heard from the feggs. There is nothing on this earth more attractive than girls doing what God intended. That is doing things that real guys dig. Sure, she's not as pretty as your boyfriend, but then again, who is? Philosopher? Finally, I don't think you'll be able to see her face when she's a'munchin'. Not that you'd be looking. Fegg.
That crazy chick did go to my high school, though a few years before I was there. She was apparently even hotter back then, and according to her family members that I know, WAY crazier than any of us realize. Nobody in her family talks to her anymore. She's actually insane, not just "crazy."
Everyone who wrote crap about Heche would, given the chance, do her, and so would I. But I'd never want to marry her because I'd hate like hell to come home early one day and have her and her new "girlfriend" packing up my shit to leave. Someone would have to die that day and it wouldn't be me. But yeah, I'd do her.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 28th, 2009 at 09:39 am
i'd bang her like a cheap chinese gong.
December 10th, 2009 at 03:06 pm
shes old
August 28th, 2009 at 09:44 am
my fantasy is that crazy bitch shutting the fuck up.
August 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Isn't that Morgan Fairchild?
August 28th, 2009 at 11:32 am
I would like to officially be "that guy" and say that just because a girl is bi/gay (or whatever Anne Hesche is this week), that does not make her attractive. I don't know if you have seen her lately on HUNG on HBO, but she is so nasty looking, and honestly, that's all I see when I look at these pictures of her. Anne Hesche is marginally, nay, mildly below average looking. She did have a time when she was attractive, but that time has passed.
August 28th, 2009 at 01:03 pm
We've heard from the feggs. There is nothing on this earth more attractive than girls doing what God intended. That is doing things that real guys dig. Sure, she's not as pretty as your boyfriend, but then again, who is? Philosopher? Finally, I don't think you'll be able to see her face when she's a'munchin'. Not that you'd be looking. Fegg.
August 28th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
That crazy chick did go to my high school, though a few years before I was there. She was apparently even hotter back then, and according to her family members that I know, WAY crazier than any of us realize. Nobody in her family talks to her anymore. She's actually insane, not just "crazy."
August 29th, 2009 at 06:22 pm
Which HS is this?
August 28th, 2009 at 02:32 pm
Interesting question... "Hit or quit it?" I'd hit it personally, but I haven't seen her lately. Would you nail Taylor Swift? Vote at WWW.SQUIBCRIB.COM
August 28th, 2009 at 02:50 pm
So I guess it wouldn't be consensual unless she thinks I am a woman with a giant black strap-on that can squirt white sticky foo?
August 30th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Everyone who wrote crap about Heche would, given the chance, do her, and so would I. But I'd never want to marry her because I'd hate like hell to come home early one day and have her and her new "girlfriend" packing up my shit to leave. Someone would have to die that day and it wouldn't be me. But yeah, I'd do her.
August 31st, 2009 at 05:55 am
you could fuck her new girlfriend and start a harem.
just saying.
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