In a recent interview, Sting claims that he once encountered a ghost while living in a haunted house. From the looks of it, he also encountered several waffles at the Waffle House and picked up a homeless guy's beard at the halfway house.
A French hotel has outfitted a deluxe suite to look like a hamster cage. Visitors can exercise on a hamster wheel and sleep on hay. Not mentioned: what it's like to shit in the corner and then know that you'll be sleeping in that shit later with a mouthful of sunflower seeds.
A Youtube video has been making the rounds and creating quite a stir, because it shows some Chinese people at a restaurant eating a fish that's still alive. When reached for comment, a representative of the fish community said, "Who the f*ck cares? It's a f*cking fish. When they can tell the difference between a real fly that doesn't have a giant hook in it, and a fake fly that does have a giant hook in it, that's when we'll start giving a shit."
The New Oxford English Dictionary has name 'unfriend', the act of removing someone as a friend on a social networking site, as 2009's word of the year. Chosen as the word that best describes the mood of 2009, 'Unfriend' narrowly beat out 'Unbuy' (the act of taking old stuff back to Walmart and claiming that you just bought it recently but you lost the receipt, then using the cash to buy food for your starving family) and 'Unroofed' (the state of having your home repossessed because you went bankrupt as a result of the job market completely crumbling and nobody hiring for anything right now).
November 19th, 2009 at 04:44 pm
waffle house... mmmm.
November 19th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
1th!
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