A little over a month ago I posted what is now acknowledged as the
greatest scene of all time from a movie called "Hard Ticket To Hawaii." And now seems like a good time to dust off another gem from that fine, fine film. I didn’t watch the Oscars last weekend, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that this movie won all of them.
Other crap to look at:
More People Whose Asses Are Wider Than Their Shopping Carts (
ChrisConnolly)
An Awesome Collection Of Idiots Fighting (
Break)
Melyssa Ford’s Giant Ass Makes Kim Kardashian’s Look Tiny (
DRW)
Athlete Takes A Javelin To The Back (
IAmBored)
The World Has Been Given The Word "Toilethomo" (
YouAreHated)
Is Google Covering Up Atlantis? (
Cracked)
When Did Cam Neely Marry Michael Jackson? (
DonChavez)
Does a blow up doll have enough mass to trigger the detonation?
I remember the 1st time I saw this Sedaris abortion. It imediately rocketed to the pole position of worst movie I’ve ever seen. So of course, we watched it again and again over the following year wasted and outraged. The fake snake always makes someone angry (for it’s poor quality as well as the fact that it may be what the whole thing is about when boiled down)
Up till this flick, I held an old women’s prison movie called Vendetta as the worst film ever.
It was full of hydrogen. Idiot.
What I learned from this fine film
1. If you are going to attack someone in a moving vehicle do it from a moving skateboard.
2. It is more than appropriate to kill someone indiscriminately with a bazooka.
3. Fuck blow up dolls!
Just for good measure they killed the blow-up doll
Anyone else wondering why the old skateboard ninja dude was carrying a blow-up doll?
..and why it exploded like an ammunition depot when shot with a bazooka?
let’s get that turkey
Holy shit! That is soo awesome! There is no doubt that that movie is nothing short of AMAZING! By just seeing that one short under 2 min scene… my entire week will be awesome!
That rocks. I’m gonna laugh about this one while im smokin my heavy doobies!
EXCUSE ME… greatest movie ever is Predator, FYI.
Hasselhoff has to be in this movie somewhere.